The latest edition of "In Bed with Susie Bright," #206: How To Chat Up Women, is out:
You thought Jeff Gannon in the White House was weird... how about the Senator who gives grotesque slideshows about late-stage venereal diseases to his entire staff until they turn green? — and then he offers them pizza! You can't make this shit up.
This week I uncover the lucrative, yet endlessly bizarre genre of books based on How to Pick Up Girls. The original author of that cliché, Eric Weber, is still laughing all the way to the bank, but I doubt he's getting laid. Weber's multitude of copycats are one pissed-off crew— their whole approach to seduction is based on self-directed loathing — and fearsome female phobia. If you were scared of chicks to begin with, or even slightly insecure, you'll be lightly dropped over the railing.
I remember seeing an ad for HTPUG, next to one for the "Mark Eden Bust Developer," in the back of 1960s magazines. I knew it was TOP SEKRIT sex information, and I wanted a copy so bad. I was eight.
Now that I've read a variety of these How-to-Bag-a-Blonde-Bitch-Who's-Too-Good-For-You titles, I'm no longer titillated, but I am still reeling!
In the "Try This At Home" mailbag, I advise a listener on how to deal with busybodies who have a hidden agenda when it comes to your sex life. The impeccable Miss Manners has a few things to say about this as well!
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