In Bed with Susie Bright 221: How to Enlarge Your Penis
Straight from The Smoking Gun, we've got the story of a judge who makes Harriet Miers look like perhaps the best anyone can expect. Yes, it's the infamous tale of a "penis-pumping" Oklahoma judge who is facing trial for exposing himself— enlarging his penis in the courtroom— during a murder trial. Ya gotta love American justice.
I became quite an expert on penis pumps myself, when, many years ago, I met the auteur behind the first "How to Enlarge" book and movie— one of the bestselling intellectual properties that have ever come out of the sex biz. Yes, I can tell you which pump is the best, and why this exercise is not for everyone.
In my second segment, I look at what the FBI is doing to find a few good volunteers for their new Rove-inspired Porn Squad. The response so far from rank and file G-men? Not so good, but the water cooler humor is inspired.
Finally, in the Try This at Home mailbag, I offer some advice to a Lutheran counselor who wants to bring some sex-positive messages to couples about to be married.