Hurry on over to Amazon and pick up that hot new kiddie toy, the Alphabet Pal — it phonetically "sounds out" words as you press different letters of the alphabet.
Of course, the manufacturers anticipated our vulgar little minds. According to the painstaking research performed by Victoria at De Stilj, the caterpillar pull-toy will not voice any words that include the "-uck" of fuck and suck, or the any sound at all that approximates shit.
If you try to get it to pronounce a censored word, it giggles like a obsequious Catholic schoolgirl.
Still, the phonetic phun cannot be so easily nipped in the bud. Victoria got it to cry out all sorts of naughty things, including nearly every racial epithet she hurled at its keyboard. As with so many mainstream media products, it embraces violence and bigotry while maintaining a prim facade about s-e-x.
Tip o' the hat to Eric Albert!