Females Punished for Self-Knowledge

Three juniors in a Westchester County high school were suspended for saying the word "vagina" in a school play... but they messed with the wrong chicks this time!

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Also, on today's show, I discuss my impending excitement to receive a sample of a new product in the mail that the manufacturer claims will shrink MY vagina, thereby increasing my "self-esteem" like never before. Who knew?

The problem is, I'm afraid to use it on my nether regions... and I don't believe in animal cruelty, so the cat is out. How shall I test its "shrinking" properties?

They don't discuss its ingredients, only that it's "all natural." I wrote to them and explained that in Santa Cruz, that definition would get you laughed right out of the certified-organic grocery store. I await their reply! Is it really Preparation H, or some sort of Detroit Facelift derivative?  There's an idea... "The Detroit Vaginal Rejuvenation!"

Finally, just to balance things out, I answer two questions in my podcast mailbag from men who're trying to figure out what their penis is up to. —The things you don't learn in high school!

Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, requests for girly cards, and ideas for how Susie should celebrate her birthday to susie@audible.com. (Episode 285, March 17, Saint Patrick's Day, 2007)