From ebogjonson, one of my favorite writers:
"1. You and your live-in girlfriend are pretty high on your sexual high-horses until you realize that in the loft next door is one of those neighbors who fucks too much.
2. You figure you and your lady have a sex life that is the cat's pajamas until you start keeping tabs on the neighbor who fucks too much.
3. It's a little embarrassing riding the elevator with a neighbor who fucks too much just after she's been, like, fucking.
4. It's a little annoying when one of the many guys the neighbor who fucks too much is fucking knocks on your door at 2:00 AM. Coming or going, you wonder. He is drunk enough to be either.
5. You are grudgingly impressed that anyone that drunk is able to fuck a neighbor who fucks too much.
6. The neighbor who fucks too much is white. You are not. You want to make something out of that fact, but keep coming up dry."
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And now that you've fallen in love with Gary Dauphin, you have to read his other master work, "Should I Use Blackface on my Blog?"
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