The Prince Harry/Cal Fighting Song Mash-Up

Prince Harry licks cocaine off the nipples of his best buddy after nose-whiffing vodka shots.

"Oh, we had a little party down in Namibia;
There was Harry, there was Mary, there was Grace.
Oh, we had a little party in Namibia,
But we had to carry Harry from the place.

"Oh, we had to carry Harry to the ferry,
And the ferry carried Harry to the shore;
And the reason that we had to carry Harry to the ferry
Was that Harry couldn't carry any more.

All the prurient details from News of the World, via Scanner at Nerve. I love homo-royal-eroticism.

As for the song... How many of you— probably only Californians— can sing it all the way to the end?

My mom and dad met at U.C. Berkeley in the '40s, and for decades after, if they had a beer or two, they would start laughing, and sing their way through this entire song. "Here's to the Irish— Dead Drunk!"

I thought that was truly shocking in my grade school years.

I don't understand these flawless photos of "the beautiful people" getting high. Kate Moss looked like a fairy coke princess in those photos where she was cutting up and snorting lines. Harry's skin is golden. Aren't the deleterious effects suppose to kick in sometime? I don't look this good eating spinach.