After years of giving prudent, kind, and wholesome advice for
Valentine's Day, I'm throwing caution— and my marbles— to the wind, and
suggesting that you might want to get smashed for your romantic holiday this year, with an erotic twist.
It works if you're alone! It works for couples! It works... thanks to books like Stoned Free: How To Get High Without Drugs... even when you're technically clean and sober!
I got inspired in my own Trip for the Day, because of some amazing Hemp Oil, both high and holy, that a friend left in a small dropper bottle at my house over the LAST holidays. Wow. It reminded me of an erotic opium intake experience I had some years ago...
Next, on my audio show this week, I have an update on the infamous Pastor Ted. Remember
Reverend Ted Haggard and all his woes? Well, he's back in the
limelight of a failed rehab— I mean, "spiritual restoration"— and we'll look at how long it took him to fall off the wagon
again. If I thought my hemp oil would help, I'd send some right over to his Phoenix lair...
Finally, in my Try This at Home mailbag, a listener asks: What is up with the "Viagra-people"?
P.S. I would be remiss if I didn't remind you that I have a stash of the cutest, most adorable valentines you've ever seen, to share with you, on my Flickr account. They're from the 20s and 30s... my mom's childhood scrapbooks. Just print them out and start cutting, folding, and inscribing with endearments!
Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for free show coupon cards to email@example.com. (Episode 328, February 8, 2008).