In Bed... with Sarah Palin!

Are you ready for my All-Sarah, All-Sex, All-Alaska joyride?

On my audio show this week, I get under the covers with "Caribou Barbie."

What's up with Sarah's own story of pre-marital sex, drug binges, and teenage pandemonium? How does having a Down-syndrome baby qualify you as a role model for the right-to-life campaign? Should the governor always use law enforcement to wreak revenge on marital infidelity? And what's wrong with banning "My Friend Flicka" from the library if it doesn't follow the her church's doctrine?

All this, and how Sarah manages to "hug" McCain on the podium without appearing to be groped.

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Finally, in my Try This at Home mailbag, I respond to a listener who wonders if he can introduce his favorite sex toys to his favorite call girl. I'm sure Sarah could weigh in on this, too!

UPDATE: After you've listened to me and had a few laughs, or poured yourself a highball of absinthe, sober up and listen to Gary Hart on the Palin insanity... I couldn't agree more with him. I think what's missing from his analysis is not only does the GOP elite "disdain" the notion of governance, but more importantly, they disdain democracy, because they have no intention of having ANY elected fool run "their country"— that's all to be done from an undisclosed location by people who rarely show their faces. McCain, Bush, Reagan... they've all been idiots, "America's Top Model," one and all. Palin is just the newest joke.

Illustration: This is an actual scene of Sarah Palin's life from a few years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth— that's according to her pastor in Wasilla!  For more exciting Stone Age comix, see here...