Ernie Conrick Does Not Spare You from Golden Hemorrhoids

There is no other way to watch the news today, without losing your integrity: someone's dick must be up your ass or yours up somebody else's—  or the news will not make any sense.

Ernie Conrick (aka Richard Connerney!) reads another of his Kerouac-opiated inspirations, an original story titled "Golden Hemorrhoids," at the In the Flesh Reading series in New York where we were hosting the launch of my anthology, X: The Erotic Treasury.

Ernie did NOT read from his tennis-brat celebrity story, "Backhand," which appears in my book. Oh, no. That story is a thinly veiled pornographic romp through every tennis scandal you ever heard of.

Instead Conrick wrote something special for me, for this night. He specializes in making me scream—and I always wonder if he's going to be attacked from some overly-stimulated member of the audience. No fear!

The video clip reveals all...

I'm sure after you see this, you're going to say, "MY GOD, what else has this guy written?"

Well, you're in luck, his new book is out: The Upside Down Tree: India's Changing Culture.

It is as original and unpredictable as his erotic story reading!

Thank you to Rachel Kramer Bussel for the great video.