"Every San Francisco neighborhood has two characters at each other's throats.
"The "Tweedledums" are the cranks - you see them glaring at your T-shirt from their second-story window. They scream "Pervert!" at two women pushing a stroller down the street; they scold the Catholic schoolgirls to pull their skirts down.
"Stuffed shirts? They're zealots, and they've had Dianne Feinstein on speed-dial since 1977 to report every affront. Their motto: "Whatever happened to the decent San Francisco, the one where Grandpa could walk down the street without a queer or a hooker blemishing his view?"
"Grandpa was probably cross-dressing at Finocchio's, but we'll save that story for another day..."
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