“Don’t worry. You won’t always be this constipated. I was a victim of prostitution myself and I suffered terribly. But now I poop all the time.”
From "No Such Thing as a Free Colonic," by Andi, at titsandsass.com
I cannot believe this shit!
Andi, who works as a stripper (and gloriously writes for TitsandSass) suffers some digestive issues and decides to get a colonic from a local recommended clinic.
Sounds reasonable, right? Goodbye, French Fry tummy-ache!
The clinic practicioner begins by questioning Andi about her occupation— and decides to give her a FREE treatment because it's the least they can do for a damaged misbegotton lost stripper soul such as herself.
You are not going to believe what happens next...