• Enter your Email


Susie's New Book

Search



Susie's Store


  • All My Books, Movies, & Favorites

Vintage Erotica

The Best Blogs To Advertise With

  • Trendsetters' Hive
  • Liberal Blog Advertising Network
  • The Liberal Prose
  • Lesbian Hive
  • Love Hive

Blogroll

Books

October 08, 2008

Che, He was "That One" — and Then Some

Che cover My longtime friend Spain has a new book out, a graphic biography of Che Guevara. It will enlighten quite a few people who only know the man's face by a t-shirt or a skateboard design.

Spain's bio is meticulously researched, and the first time I saw it, when he was inking one of the death scenes, it was so dramatic, I burst into tears. This guy's story really gets under your skin, no matter how many times you've heard it.

I told the Maestro I would return with my eyes dry to interrogate him properly.

Here's Spain, on Che:


Che Linguistics

In Cuba, there are comic books about Che, but nothing in English. With this edition, Verso published it in Japanese, Greek, Czech, you name it— it’s a worldwide phenomenon. He’s an important guy in the Communist pantheon.


The Armored Train

What was my favorite panel to draw?  “The Armoured Train" escapade, of course... ‘cause I enjoyed the research so much.

In that Robert Redford movie, Havana, the Meyer Lansky character says, “I paid for that train!”


Hawks

Yeah, I have a interest in military history, battle history— I came of age during WWII, and never being in the army, it held a fascination for me. When I was a little kid, I couldn't wait to fight. But when I came of age, Vietnam, it was obvious that U.S. foreign policy was welfare for the rich— I wouldn’t fight for them. Why does anyone fall for that crap?

Right now, I’m working on a new story about Smedley Butler, "The Fighting Quaker," who was a general, who was, at the time of his death, the most decorated Marine in history.

Over the course of his tenure, he came to believe that the "War Is A Racket," and wrote a book with that very same title.

The turning point for Ole Gimlet Eye was when Al Smith and  other pro-fascist fatcats tried to recruit him in a coup against Roosevelt.

His famous quote was: “Al Capone was a piker. He only ran one  city— I ran whole countries for US corporations.”




CheDying Pure

Che died young, so he didn’t get a chance to have a bunch of shit thrown at him. The only thing they can throw at him is that he’s a good-looking guy.

Sure, it’s Hollywood glamor, but you don’t question his intentions. Che had genuine sympathy for people at the bottom of the ladder.

There’s a whole world of Spanish-speaking people who have a natural tendency to be united. Che voiced this vision, a world of European, Latin, and Indigious ancestry—  that it could all come together.

The adulation isn't religious. There’s no "Che-o-phelia"... no one expects a Second Coming. No one wants a magic spell. What he is, is an example.

He wasn’t just a dreamer; he went down swinging. His last words to his murderer were: "Shoot, Coward— You are only killing a man."

You know what happened to his assassin? He’s still alive. The  Cuban government just paid to fix his cataracts.


Che
A Graphic Biography

by Spain Rodriguez, from Verso Books                                                                      

You can sit in Spain's lap and ask more questions at:

Modern Times, San Francisco, 7:30 PM 10/22
Wordstock Festival, Portland Oregon, 11/8

Now, wasn't that more fun than watching a "debate"? You betcha! I wish McCain would have a Smedley-Moment. Or at least go lie down.

April 01, 2008

The Envelope Please... for The Oddest Book Title!

18oct077071081 If I could win any prize, or seize the crown of any contest, it might be this one:

"The Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year."

Drum roll, please for the 2008 winner of this august British competition...

"If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs"

London's Reuters reports on the 30th annual decision:

"If You Want Closure... makes redundant an entire genre of self-help tomes. So effective is the title that you don't even need to read the book itself," said Bookseller magazine's deputy editor Joel Rickett.

"The winner beat stiff competition from other short-listed titles including the somewhat niche Cheese Problems Solved, and How to Write a 'How to Write Book.'"

And let's not forget the other strong contender: Are Women Human? And Other International Dialogs, by none other than Catherine MacKinnon.

The trade booksellers who vote for the winner are so picky, that they didn't even give a trophy in 1987 and 1991, because there weren't any candidates sufficiently bizarre.

But what a pleasure it is to relish the odd champions that have clawed their way to the top:

Joy of Chickens, 1980

The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling
1983

The Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual
1990

Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition
1997

Living with Crazy Buttocks
  2002 

Bomb-proof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient, and Safe, No Matter What You Encounter
2004

Clearly the voters are attracted, in many years, to sex and to opinionated feminists. My favorite of the group so far is my own well-thumbed copy of The Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual by Pat Califia. It's one of the most down-to-earth "practical" books I've ever read, on any subject, from changing tires to cooking soup. It didn't hit me until now that it could appeal to more absurdist tastes.

I hope that Cheese Problems Solved will prove just as dependable!


Illustration: One of Harvey Kurtzman's  beloved covers for MAD magazine. All those "odd" title winners had "blah" book cover designs, so I chose something that captured the right visual spirit. Thanks to Steve Harsin for the tip!

January 07, 2008

The End of The Best American Erotica - FAQ

Bday60 Is The Best American Erotica over?

Yes, The Best American Erotica series is having its last hurrah this year.

The last edition, BAE 2008, comes out this month, January. It features interviews with authors on why they wrote their story in the first place, and even a piece by me, "The Story of O Birthday Party."

I'm going on a "farewell tour" to see as many BAE authors, readers, fans and critics as possible. I've never been to Maine before, and it's been ten years since I was in New Orleans. Many miles to be covered!

I've started a BAE web site  to keep our legacy going.


Will there be a new editor next year?

My tenure as editor of the series is done, and the publisher tells me there is no forthcoming book in 2009.


Am I happy about the series ending?

No, I'm sad and distressed about it. But it was my decision, and given the circumstances, the right one, I believe.


What happened? Was it a business spat between author and publisher, or is something harsh happening to erotic literature?

Continue reading "The End of The Best American Erotica - FAQ" »

August 14, 2007

Susie's Last Waltz at Best American Erotica

Cover_first_draft Next year’s edition of The Best American Erotica series, BAE 2008, is its fifteenth anniversary.

It’s also the last edition of the series.

Since 1993, I’ve edited and published 281 authors in BAE, 450-odd stories, as well as six erotic novellas. I feel like I owe all my writers and readers a personal letter!

I’ll start with this post and my appreciation for my authors' beautiful writing.

I get letters every week from readers who’ve discovered a story that may have been published years ago. They are memorable.

The earlier editions have not gone out of print, and I still enjoy recommending them and rereading them myself.

Recently, Audible has released audiobooks of most of the BAE editions, and they’re reaching a whole new audience who are appropriately “blown away—” as one listener wrote me just yesterday.

I know for some of the writers, BAE was just a fleeting pleasant moment to get a licensing check— and for others, it’s been a major creative forum to express their views about sexuality, race, class, politics, family, or one's quixotic state of mind. For many of us, it’s been a great excuse to begin a lasting friendship.

My interest in editing and working with erotic fiction hasn’t waned— far from it. As I write this letter, I’m negotiating a new project, and as soon as the ink is dry, I'll be eager to tell you the details. But I didn’t want to delay this post, because news travels so fast.

I don’t know what Simon & Schuster’s plans are for BAE. (The title belongs to them). However, if you ever have a question about BAE from 1993-2008, you can always count on me to act as editor and advocate.

In any case, I have a continuing relationship with S&S and their network of distributors and booksellers for the fifteen volumes we’ve published already.

BAE 08 will be out February 14. It includes the names of every author who’s published in the BAE series, a directory of the most influential editors and publishers of English language erotica in the past fifteen years, and interviews and stories from many of our favorite veterans. Not to mention the new innocent talent...

More Big News:

I’ll be launching a web site for BAE authors, fans, and family next February, so we can celebrate the 15th anniversary and continue the series’ legacy. I’d like to create an outstanding resource and community for the erotic word.

I’m at the beginning of designing the site right now. If you have any advice or wishes about what it could be like, or how it could benefit BAE authors or readers, I’m all ears.

So far, I’m planning on including excerpts from BAE,  audio samples, interviews with the authors, reader letters and surveys, an author directory, profiles of authors’ works and links, classes and editorial consultation services offered by authors, and... who knows what else we’ll come up with!

As you can see, this is not a retirement, so much as a launch into a new galaxy. But it is the end of an era. As much as I’m champing at the bit to start the new projects, there’s some sadness at saying goodbye to a series I’ve loved so much.

Thanks to the authors, once again, for their imagination, skill, and tenacity over all these years— not to mention that certain je ne sais quoi— I couldn’t have done it without you.

To infinity, and beyond,

Susie


Many of my BAE authors have changed their address since we were last in touch. If you're a BAE author who hasn't heard from me personally, as of today, please email me, so I can answer any questions you may have, and stay in touch for future projects. Plus, you never know when a check's going to show up in the mail...


March 21, 2007

A Few Things You Might Like

1560257547 Do you love fractured, fucked-up, extremely-naughty fairy tales? Oh... I guess I do.

I can't resist an X-rated Grimm version of anything. In that golden vein, editors M. Christian and Sage Vivant's  collection of contemporary erotic folktales, Garden of the Perverse: Fairy Tales for Twisted Adults, is delectable. Werewolves, stepmothers, curious girls who get more than they asked for, boys with special powers— oh, you name it. I couldn't put it down.

Then, gather 'round, little children, and listen to the story of the day when Times Square was all about sex, drugs, and cold spit. Mykola Dementiuk's hard-to-find chapbook, "Times Queer," is about a boy coming of age inside the just-burgeoning hardcore movie houses and girlie shows of Times Square in the 1960s. It's... vivid. Harsh, real, and yes, erotic, in a stomach-churning way. Genuine whoreporn from a time when things were not talked about, at all, in the twilight zone. You can write the author at Synergy Press, POB 8, Flemington, NJ 08822, or contact him through the weblink above!

Rachel Kramer Bussel's "Naughty Spanking Stories" have legions of fans for good reason: she literally knows how to hit the sweet spot. Her second edition is out, and you should feel free to bang the drum, or your buttocks, whichever you prefer.

Finally, I embedded a pee-in-your-pants-laughing Daily Show video excerpted right here, about the comic joys of "gay conversion," but the station pulled the video from YouTube, so  I'm not going to torture you with a broken videoplayer. Here's the official link -- Diagnosis: Part 1 Jason Jones investigates the story of one man suffering from chronic gay.

March 06, 2007

Rude Bits: Tracy Quan on the Raunch Debate

Tracy_quanjpg Recently, on BBC Radio 4, Cosmopolitan's UK edition was attacked by Carol Sarler for reducing women to the sum of our "rude bits." Cosmo's deputy editor Helen Daly was a model of civility, despite the fact that Sarler had called her magazine a "raddled old slapper."

This story by Tracy Quan, reprinted from Fifth Estate 

The surprise here is that Sarler isn't your typical anti-sex crusader. Over the years, she has written thoughtful stuff about women's issues. She has opposed repressive porn laws which seek to "clean up" our minds and taken a stand against victim-oriented feminism, especially where drinking and sex are concerned. Her recent commentary on Anna Nicole Smith was provocative yet compassionate.

Despite this, Sarler joins the "anti-raunch" chorus. She's especially ticked off by a question Cosmo posed to readers: is flashing your breasts on a night out empowering?

A transatlantic anti-raunch movement is growing, but today's finger-wagging scolds are different from the militants who opposed porn in the 1980s. They don't necessarily hate men or view women as blameless victims: Ariel Levy, author of Female Chauvinist Pigs, is troubled by the fact that young women are themselves fueling the Girls Gone Wild phenomenon. They're more mainstream: The jacket of Pamela Paul's Pornified features an American-flag thong panty, and Pamela seems just blond enough to carry off the look in private. (Dark-haired Ariel might be too earnest for stars-and-stripes underwear but she has her own appeal.)

I doubt that either of these camera-ready authors could end up like Andrea Dworkin, who, at the height of her fame, looked as eccentric and tormented as her message. Today's anti-porn headliners tend to be pretty and presentable. They may be wrong about a few things but they aren't lunatics— or even wild-eyed visionaries like Dworkin. Nor are they radical thinkers, like Catharine MacKinnon whose outlandish legal theories broke new ground. They are packaged not as hardline feminists, but as voices of sanity in a hyped up, hypersexual wilderness.

But you can't blame Ariel and company for trying to make sense of this new reality. When MacKinnon and Dworkin hatched their theories, the college students who flash, masturbate and French kiss each other in Girls Gone Wild videos weren't even born yet. Strippercise wasn't being hawked by the Washington Post or BBC as the latest way to tone your abs. Back then, MacKinnon, Dworkin and their followers were almost as marginal as the sex industry.

As a former sex worker, I have some questions about "raunch culture" in general and about cardio-striptease in particular. Jenna Jameson, who once worked as a stripper, made it clear in her memoir that exotic dancing is extremely hard on the body— it's a job, and hardly the ideal path to fitness. In How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, Chapter Nine is devoted to shin splints, degenerative muscle tissue and other occupational injuries.

The dancers I know are doing Pilates, yoga, kick-boxing and weights to stay fit— not "strippercise." Some take self-defense classes to protect themselves on the job. The same is true of hookers. Sex industry workers who can afford to do so invest considerable time and money in physical therapy, relaxation treatments and health care because our bodies are, quite literally, our business.

But not all sex workers can afford such antidotes, and sometimes I think women outside the sex trade are being sold a bill of goods about how "empowering" or fun sex work is. While it can be fun, there are dues to be paid, and sexual power extracts a price. That's why I never recommend prostitution as a career to anyone, even the most enthusiastic would-be call girls.

And it's why I question the wisdom of appearing in a commercial video, naked and masturbating, in exchange for... a tank top. If someone is making money off your body, you should too. If it would make you feel a bit sleazy to sell your own sex videos or to get paid for that masturbation routine, then perhaps you shouldn't take your shirt off for the camera. Are you doing it just because you're drunk?

Like Ariel, I can believe that appearing in a Girls Gone Wild video leaves some participants feeling a bit, well, hungover the next day. There's nobody more prudish than a former prostitute. When I see the girls I once worked with, we trade quips about how white our cotton undies are. Few of us will watch porn with our boyfriends or husbands.

Been there, done that—  with our clients— and porn looks too much like work to us.  We actually think it's unromantic for a man to ogle other women— that's something customers do.

And yet I'm not ready to cast my lot with anti-raunch campaigners. While I've arrived at my brand of prudishness honestly, I'm not convinced they have. And, as one who still identifies with the sex industry, I don't trust them. In America, for example, the anti-raunch consensus seems to be that society is going to hell in a handbasket— and college girls are getting rowdier— because sex workers aren't cowering in their shame-filled closets.

Recalling that Vanessa Williams lost her "Miss America" crown because Penthouse photos had resurfaced, Ariel appears to be nostalgic for the good old days when "being exposed in porn was something you needed to come back from."

Now, to her dismay, being in porn is "itself the comeback." Though she urges her readers to remember that sex workers are, indeed, working, you get the eerie sense that we're like black people moving into a previously white neighborhood. Perhaps, since she's deploring our cultural influence on hitherto "nice" girls, a better analogy would be white fans aping black musicians, a trend that's been around since jazz was invented.

One supporter of Ariel's alarmist thesis is Jennifer Egan, a New York novelist who looks askance at mainstream books about sex work and, like Ariel, assumes that commercial sex is in league with raunch culture.

It's more complicated than that, for the sex industry is no monolith. Many prostitutes view themselves as traditional beings clinging to a subtler, more feminine, aesthetic than we now see in porn, at lap-dancing clubs— or at hen parties. Romantic Cinderella fantasies are still alluring to us, but these tend to bubble below the surface, in the private sphere of the prostitute's mind. A deeply independent streak might render those fantasies moot in the cold light of day but still... prostitution can be a lot less raunchy and brutal than some of the mainstream dating rituals I've witnessed.

As a former hooker, I'm shocked and puzzled by what young single males get away with— not with sex workers but with civilians. The old-world pre-feminist concept of the gentleman is alive and well in the world of post-feminist prostitution, where respectful admiration is still valued. From a distance, the sex industry appears larger than life. Close up, you will see that it's not just a parade of bigger 'n' better plastic breasts. Or cosmetically altered sex organs.

In the most traditional areas of the sex trade, where people don't just gawk and stare, there's room for civilized interaction. The problem Ariel describes is real: Women outside the industry don't have much contact with the intimate side of commercial sex. So, they can be conned into embracing the most visible hype— the carnival of the lap dance club, the gymnastics of porn, the superficial sleaziness of "raunch culture."

Prostitution's a different kind of zone where off-the-record intimacy is uniquely its own thing and quite varied: illicit, awkward, friendly, disturbing, joyful, tense, kind, or even angry and resentful. It's a very mixed bag of emotions. Men who aren't in the industry can easily sample these intimate, humanizing secrets. Most men who visit prostitutes are probably aware that internet porn, phone sex and lap-dancing contain a cartoon component.

But they don't tend to discuss their findings with the civilian women in their lives. It's just not done. And yet, women in large numbers find aspects of the sex trade rather alluring. The result is, you guessed it, recreational pole-dancing as a form of empowerment. Or, perhaps, flashing your breasts on a Saturday night.

Whether you find it empowering or appalling, this is a trend worth discussing. It tells us much about our cultural mood and reflects some new thinking about the sex industry in relation to society. In other words, Cosmo has found a way to treat our body parts not as "rude bits" but as, well, talking points.


Tracy writes rude interesting bits like this all the time at FifthEstate. Her latest book is Diary of a Married Call Girl: A Nancy Chan Novel. And of course, her blog will keep you fully informed!  Photo: Finn Fons.

December 14, 2006

Sneak Preview of Best American Erotica 2007

Best American Erotica is my homage to pure sexual storytelling, with one exception: The Introduction.

It's my chance to exhale. It's the thought before the stroke, the mull-the-whole-thing-over part. Every year I am touched by the zeitgeist that gathers most of my authors around a certain theme, even though none of them know each other, or have talked about their preoccupation beforehand. This year, that theme was The Lolita Backlash:

 

Lolita"Envy the young. Their beauty, their incomparable strength, cannot be bottled, as dearly as their elders try to squeeze a facsimile out of a jar or needle.

Youth—  the petal before it uncurls, that curious morning dew— aches with potential. Anything is possible, because nothing has been tried. Envy the young? Even the slightly older crowd wants to gobble them up— their very presence is an incitement, a rebuke to death.

But turn over the card. Power comes only with age, which the elders have in spades. Youth can’t drive, youth can’t hold the keys, and youth can’t lay claim— until youth grows the fuck up. The very phrase "seasoned lover” describes a life lived, adventures drawn upon. Beauty and strength may open doors, but it’s only wisdom that tells you how to cross the threshold.

In my fifteen years of editing BAE, I have never before seen such a yowling, lustful, spitting breach between young and old as I did in this volume. The threshold is getting thrashed.

When I was a kid, the phrase “generation gap” first came into vogue. So did the thrilling insult, “Never trust anyone over thirty.” Now those same baby-boomers  are rather testy bunch, and trust no one, of any age. It’s coming out in their erotic writing, as well as their children’s.

The 60s generation, more than any before it, are outraged at the prospect of mortality and are determined to beat it. No Olympian Gods were ever so vain. They look at their offspring and feel a combination of possession, fury, and guilt. Love? Sure. But I’m talking about the darker side of Zeus’s parental ego, which in the Boomer set is a constant battle with narcissism.

I speak from the cusp of Boomer/GenX. I wobble on either side. I look at my daughter;  and her beauty and vitality are so vivid I could faint. I want to lock her up— no, I mean, I want to empower her. Actually, no!— I want to scare her shitless. Oh, let’s be honest: I’m scared shitless. My generation has melted the polar ice caps, looted the bank, and my inheritance to her is: what exactly?

I can remember myself at sixteen so clearly. I wanted  to know everything. I wanted to go to bed with everyone, especially the interesting, self-possessed, grown-up types. I fell in love at the drop of a denim belt loop.

I had one girlfriend, Ginny, similarly inclined, who became lovers with a political  heavy who was the leader of a little radical group we belonged to. The "Chairman" was twice her age, with thinning hair, and 30-something.

I was skeptical— he was so homely— but Ginny shushed me. “He’s great,” she said. “I can wake him up in the middle of the night, and ask him any question; and he will always know the answer.”

That did shut me up. But it wasn't her thirst for knowledge that impressed me. It was “the middle of the night” thing that sounded so seductive— those witching hours, when only babies slumber. I wanted to grow up like that, too. I wanted to be that conscious, in that command, of every minute.

Today young people have a different kind of command, and it's their round-the-clock awareness of their sexual potential and exploitation. Some of them are shunning it, some of them are working it, but no one is unaware, at any hour.

When was the moment when our young people become so self-conscious of their charms, as well as their desperation? Every teenager knows the time to launch a career as a porn star is in the weeks following high school graduation. Celebrity journalism shows us that Hercules and Aphrodite will both be stripped, consumed, and thrown aside by their early 20s without a massive intervention. It’s no wonder the commodification of good looks and muscles has wrought an erotic backlash.

Virginity. Authenticity. The natural pearl. It is idealized and commercialized beyond all recognition.  Fake sex—titillation— is for sale; real sex is elusive and underground.

Take this state of affairs, couple it with an pox of unprecedented meddling in people’s personal lives by the religious right, and we have a toxic brew. Privacy, freedom, and nature are gasping for breath. Hypocrites alone have something to crow about.

Of course, such observations are taboo. Lower your voice! Young people aren’t suppose to have a sexual bone in their bodies, right? And their elders, if they are immune to beauty, and make all the rules, should be able to keep it in their pants.

What a squawk. There is so much guilt and fear about the obvious— that young people do have hormones, and old people aren’t altogether blind—that helpful discussion in the public sphere has shriveled. It is left to fiction, for the truth to come out. As usual!

The truth looks like this: any conflict has the potential to become erotic. That might get complicated, tragic, or unpredictable. Erotica is kissing cousins with aggravation. The conscience of our society drives us to protect our young, to provide for them, to cheer and cherish their independence. But we wouldn’t need any conscience if it wasn’t a challenge, if it didn’t demand sacrifice. The temptations include neglect, exploitation, coercion, and dependence.

Every one of those emotions came into play as I reviewed this year’s erotica. As in each BAE edition, there was a serendipity of issue among authors, a time capsule where writers who had nothing else in common found themselves buzzing on the same theme.

This year’s tender spot was the brutal tug of war and lust between generations, in which tale after tale pits an attraction/ambivalence with youth one side and their elders on the other:

Kathryn Harrison's excerpt from her novel, Envy, is about a psychiatrist who discovers that one of his young clients, who tries to seduce him, is a daughter he never knew existed.

A passage from Octavia Butler’s last novel, Fledgling, features a protagonist who appears to be a black girl-child who has barely survived a fire— but is in fact, much older than even she knows.

Dennis Cooper, legendary in his work about young men hustlers, takes on the story of a teenage prostitute, whose death or myth is exhaustively debated by the men who hired him and perhaps killed him. Call them The Sluts.

Alice Erian, the author of Towelhead, writes in the voice of a young Lebanese American teenager who, among other things, gets involved with a racist Gulf War soldier next door.

Jessica Cutler’s memoir from The Washingtonienne is about a young woman who drags Washington’s grey-haired elite down into a scandal pit, with nothing more than the crook of her pretty little finger.

Daniel Duane’s excerpt, from A Mouth Like Yours, traces a memory of a young woman who taunts her father, and terrifies her boyfriend with her sexual independence.

In Trebor Healey’s “Pancake Circus,” a young man is attracted to an indifferent handsome dishwasher his own age whom he discovers is on probation for sex crimes.

Shanna Germain’s story, "Entry Point,"  of a family camping trip, reveals a married couple who discover something in their own relationship because of their grown lesbian daughter’s example.

Peggy Munson takes a walk with "Daddy and Baby," dyke-style, who play an erotic game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Marie Lyn Bernard’s story, “What Happened to That Girl,” is about a bunch of kids from the same foster home who unexpectedly reunite after their 18th birthdays, when one of them becomes a famous porn star.

Finally, Matthew Addison, in his “Wish Girls,” demonstrates one of the sweetest endings to the pain of prolonged adolescence: a young man, nurtured by fembots, finally grows up and leaves them all behind.

Lolita02 There are a few stories in the 2007 collection that miraculously escaped the Lolita Backlash. You’ll find poker games, polyamory, kitchen grease, and other “dangerous games with competent people,” as author Kim Wright puts it. All yummy.

But I kept coming back to the gang of overwhelming coincidences. Nabokov came to mind in my deliberations. The Lolita Backlash stories made me want to revisit the history of Vladimir's book, which has been called the most exquisite novel in the English language.

Lolita was unique when when it came out in 1955. It wasn’t reviewed anywhere, and sales were terrible.

But a year later, as publisher Maurice Girodias recalls, “things started to happen—  strange things indeed. Graham Greene mentioned Lolita as one of the the best books of the year. That provoked a demential reaction on the part of the editor of The Daily Express who accused Green and the Times of helping sell pornography of the lewdest variety... the overall result of that commotion was to create a great deal of interest in Lolita among partisans and detractors, an infinitesimal number of whom had read the book.”

Nabokov has been afraid to publish his opus: after all, it was written in the voice of a cruel and remorseless pedophile who ruins quite a few lives, including his own, in the passion for his “nymphet.” Light of my life, fire of my loins, my sin, my soul, Lolita.  I remember chanting that passage as a vocal exercise in acting class, such was its legacy!

In Nabokov’s heyday, post-war parents were about to send all their kids to college for the first time. It was a prosperous, middle-class expansion, it was America Uber Alles. It was also the tremorous beginning of a beat/rock/art renaissance that would rip the covers off a variety of things Mommy and Daddy Would Rather Not Talk About.

It was a different time from today’s political climate in many respects. Yet it shares the same vibe of false consciousness— the pretty parade of fake news, fake sex, fake confidence, that can never cover up the bubbling pitch.

The tension and taboo between youth and age is not for the timid. For example, there is one story missing from my collection this year, that I wanted very badly. The finest erotic book I read the past twelve months was the English translation of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s novella, Memories of My Melancholy Whores. Yet you won’t find the excerpt that I wanted to include in my book; it was refused to me.

Marquez' novella is about an elderly gentleman, a lifetime john of leisure, who decides that on the occasion of his 90th birthday, that he will spend the night at his favorite brothel with a pubescent virgin.

Our birthday narrator has every intention of bedding the young girl selected for him, but upon entering the small room for their "date," he discovers the child fast asleep on the bed. Not wishing to disturb her slumber, he sits beside her to wait, his own mind awash with the self-titled memorias melancholias.

The witching hours fall upon us once again, when those closest to death are the most conscious.

Marquez declined to be part of this collection— a disappointment to me, forty-plus years his junior. His reason was that the nature of his material was "too delicate." I, of course, had a reply that was just as sheer.

Everything in my anthology is ”delicate!” — is that what we're calling it now? Erotic reality is not for the clichéd. I don’t publish pulp about Mr. And Mrs. HappyPants waltzing down the shore to an ending you can see a mile away.

The more that public life discourages sexual maturity and honesty, the further truth retreats to fiction, to poetry. The lyric of dissent is delicate indeed.

Every author I publish who “crosses a line” does so— not because they have a prescription, or a solution— but because they are compelled to spell something out, and to spill something just as plain.

It’s hard to be blunt, to take a risk, to endure misunderstanding. If you are acclaimed as the finest writer of your time in the same breath that  they damn you as a lewd pornographer, you’ll know you’ve unraveled something worthwhile!  How many people know that Marquez's book, was one of the most exquisite erotic tales of the year? Not many! Its potent qualities were downplayed in favor of promoting his overall respectability.

Why bother? My god, he's finally the age where he really doesn't have to care! Take your fine lace and toss it— what we have here is aroused, conflicted— and very, very wide awake.


Bae07Best American Erotica 2007


On the Eighth Day                         Vanesa Baggott

Dangerous Games with Competent People      Kim Wright

from Fledgling                        Octavia Butler

Entry Point                                   Shanna Germain

from A Mouth Like Yours             Daniel Duane

Blackberries                                Nalo Hopkinson

from The Sluts                             Dennis Cooper

Blue Star                                    Sera Gamble

If You Love Something, Set It Free    P.S. Haven

from The Washingtonienne             Jessica Cutler

Comeback                                   Nicolas Kaufmann

from Towelhead                           Alicia Erian

The Rock Wall                              Peggy Munson

Best Friendster Date Ever              Alexander Chee

from Envy                                  Kathryn Harrison

What Happened to That Girl          Marie Lyn Bernard

Heads Up Poker                          Susan DiPlacido

Taste                                        Susan St. Aubin

The Sex Box                              Nikki Sinclair

The Pancake Circus                     Trebor Healey

The Razor                                  Tsaurah Litzky

Dream Machine                           Lauraleigh Farrell

Wish Girls                                  Matthew Addison


Introduction by SB reprinted from Best American Erotica 2007, now available to preorder at Amazon. More interview with the authors to come soon...



This story is one of our Top-10 most popular posts! If you've found it valuable, enjoyable, or beneficial— or just a great kick in the pants— consider making a small donation.  I'd love you to be a part of our latest schemes...  Subscribe for $5/mo. or donate what you can afford now— and I'll send you a Clits Up! button and my latest book/movie/whatever I'm up to! Thank you so much... Susie


September 21, 2006

Lily Burana Digs in Her Spurs

Snipshot_165lowcw23_1Lily Burana, author of of the touring stripper memoir, Strip City, and founding editor of Taste of Latex, has a new novel about rodeo life, a kind of chick-centric Misfits for the 21st century.

Read this excerpt and see if you want to put the big hat on, too.

Lily's had some far-flung adventures since I last knew her in the San Francisco, and when I asked her if I could saddle her into an interview, she was very kind to oblige:

SB: If someone had never read you before, and picked up Try, they'd think, 'Hmm, sexy Western romance, some heterosexual Brokeback-pie..." that sort of thing.

But if readers know you from your last book, Strip City, or your term as editor of Taste of Latex, they know you as an urban punk sex worker/critic, leather high-femme trapeze artist.

What happened? When did you get on a horse, and off the St. Andrew's Cross? How do you look back in hindsight at your life in San Francisco and New York?

LB: Well, I’m living in New York again, an hour upstate in an artsy, slowly gentrifying run-down industrial hamlet, so I don’t feel too far afield of where I began—it’s just that now I have a dishwasher and enough room for a table that doesn’t double as a bed/desk/dining room! 

My "Wilding Years" covered a lot of ground—Times Square, San Francisco’s classic p.c. peepshow experience, lap dancing, tons of friendship, deep thought, and play among the amazing SF genderqueer leather tribe, jumping down into the surreal Playboy rabbit hole as one of the “Women of the Internet,” dozens of body piercings, every conceivable hair-color and proclaimed orientation, more modeling than I can stand to think about (some good, some horrid)— writing about it all.

I don’t make sex the central focus of my work as often any more, and maybe that’s a bit of “been there, documented that,” but I’m not trying to leave it behind or bury it.

I think it was all valuable, but maybe I could have taken less photos. I feel like the Second-Thoughts Fairy who needs to visit every teenager getting freaky on the Internet, to say: “Hey, kiddo…you know that stuff’s going to be around forever, right? So don’t show any more than you’d want your mother-in-law to see later on, and keep your seams straight.”

On the plus side, I have a very interesting scrapbook, and more comrades-in-tattooed-arms than any person could hope to have. As long as I don’t try to run for public office, I think I’ll be okay.

Snipshot_1j0hi42k5u What made a Yankee like you fall in love with the West?

‘Cuz it’s big and wild, baby! Can you think of any culture—straight, vanilla, queer, kinky—that doesn’t have its own Wild West fixation? We love the idea of this great, untamable thing.

I personally needed to flee New York for a spell because I was hating myself and my life and 12-step advice aside, I believe in the healing power of a good geographic blast-out.

Rodeo became fascinating to me, because it’s the first pursuit I’ve seen outside of BDSM that completely consumes its participants and gets them so invested in it almost becomes like a spiritual quest. The blood, guts, bruises, tough-luck stories, the groupies, the glittery buckles, the smell of the horses, the history, and the rock-star romance of the life fully captured my attention.

I tend to view everything through the distaff lens, so it didn’t take long for me to get hooked on the idea of writing a story centered around what it’s like to be a woman plunged fully into that lifestyle. It was also an excellent opportunity to bend the ever-present sexual tension in the rodeo world into some pretty kinky material, which I found very satisfying.

I thought readers would think it was beyond the pale, but women have sent me whispery notes of gratitude ever since, which delights me. Makes me feel like role playing, Daddy’s girl stuff, body modification, and other staples of the fetish/kink underworld rightfully belong in every writer’s kit bag.

You were one of the first women to write about sex and sex work from a post-feminist advantage. After you published, came a dozen college gals writing about stripping through grad school, and the memoirs of every dominatrix in a town of over 20,000. How do you look upon them now?

Surely, the first Prehistoric ‘ho who traded sexual favors for pterodactyl steaks dreamed of making cave paintings out of her life story. Sex workers are forever looking for ways to make sense of their lives, for themselves and for other people. It’s a natural creative response to a very chaotic, visceral line of work.

Some of the more recent sex work books are good, a few are great, and some are pure dookie, but the ones that I love, I will champion unto the death.

We need these books. Need. Because tales from the trenches, in any manifestation, tell the human story in a way that outside reporting or fantasy-spinning cannot.

My eternal question is: Where’s the first great customer memoir? The one that makes you nod your head in sympathy, the one that makes you feel that by reading, you’ve been caught looking?

Purple And if you were to run into "Lily Braindrop" today, your old pen name persona, what would you say to her? (Here's what I would say, but I probably already did, back then:  "You're a wonderful writer. Now put some food in your refrigerator.")

I think I would have told her—again—what someone really did tell me. Tim Yohannon, the dearly departed editor of  the punk ‘zine, Maximum RocknRoll, and my very first editor, said it best: "At some point, you have to stop looking over your shoulder and do what you’re going to do."

But I would deliver that message with a set of horse blinders to drive home the point and a crystal ball picture of all the hours I’d waste (and have wasted) by not following that advice.

I also would have told her to spend some of that stripper money on getting her roots touched up and her brows waxed more often! Seriously. There was some serious grunge going on there. And not the good kind. At times I looked like alt.porn’s answer to a Dickensian wraith. I am going to scold you, Susie, for never having said anything to me about this scruffy state of affairs!

(SB: She's always been beautiful. I would not have said anything of the sort.)

What's the best rodeo memory you have?

So many! I loved the wives and girlfriends—any woman who has been around the scene long enough is going to be girly-tough and possessed of a great sense of humor.

I really enjoyed my afternoon in the skybox at the Calgary Stampede, drinking peach Bellini's and eating catered food with a bareback rider’s wife. It was so over-the-top rodeo luxe, I thought Ivana Trump was going to breeze in in a diamond-studded ten-gallon hat. After weeks of getting dirt in my eyes, and eating fast food and sleeping at Super 8s, and brushing my teeth in fairground parking lots, I cherished even a hint of pampering. They also had complimentary mint-scented boot powder in the ladies room. I shook about a pound of it into my socks and smelled like a julep for a week.

You wrote some influential stories about plastic surgery, and the desire for youthful and desirable appearance in NY mag years ago. Your new book is a lot about people with scars, who aren't conventionally pretty, in fact are pretty banged up,  but sexy as hell. Where do you think this tug-of-war goes to, between craving "a perfect, unblemished face and form," and the yearning for experience, weather, trouble written all over you?

You see this bumper sticker on rodeo trucks all the time: "Chicks Dig Scars." And it’s true! There’s only so much “perfection” you can trust, you know? I wasn’t interested in cooking up Harlequin-cutout players, some stick-thin miss of five-foot-two with eyes of blue, and a “rugged” guy who not only rodeoed but happened to be a secretly rich prince. The hell with all that. I wanted a curvy-cute heroine with a navel ring and a rubbed-raw heart, and an older cowboy Daddy who had all the strength in the world and none of the lucky breaks.

I like the marks that people choose to make on their bodies, and the ones that happen by just living life, and rodeo and rural Western living are so profoundly physical, it made sense to not have characters that weren’t gliding effortlessly over the surface of everything, and had the appearances to match.

I watched “The Misfits” with Clark Gable and Marilyn Monroe and weeped buckets over the two of them. The movie is an editing disaster, but what love and tenderness between the two of them! "To hell and back" stamped all over them both, but that twinkle of passionate hope they shared… wouldn’t you crawl through broken glass to have that even once in your life?

Mind you, on the purely physical level, there’s a bit of a double standard at play—boys and butches are seen as more yummy when they’re road tested, while we still want femmes of any age or station to be satiny-smooth. We’ve gained a bit of ground—for instance, since Sex and the City, you’re no longer an “old maid” in your 30s, but there’s still a way to go. When we get the female Sean Connery being named People’s “Sexiest Woman Alive,” we’ll call it even.

Okay, you went to Ava Taurel's Estate Sale... so what did YOU get? Any anecdotes? Inquiring minds want to know!

Of course, I went in there ready to spend any and everything to get something great, but it turned out what I wanted most of all were very inexpensive items.

I bought a very old spiked wristband, probably from the 70s or early 80s, that the sale coordinator found in the back of a closet, a 1980s bondage magazine with a center spread that looked like it was styled by Harper’s Bazaar, and a cross-stitched throw pillow with a puppy dog on it. Inside the needlepoint bone border, it says, “When all else fails, BEG.”

I like the idea that either some earnest, dog-owning crafty housewife stitched it up, fully intending to broadcast her double life, or some loyal collared submissive spending a snowy night doing needlework at his mistress’ feet. For all I know, it came from a garage sale and was made by some milk-toast prude for her Yorkie’s dog bed, but I hug the pillow with hope of a more exciting provenance.

What are you up to NOW? What would you like to write next if you had CARTE BLANCHE and a lovely fat advance?

From your mouth to the publishing fairy’s ears, dearest Susie-cake! First, I would write something soulful about the military from a spouse’s point of view, the likes of which we have not yet seen. There’s so very little written from that vantage point that isn’t a de facto instruction manual.

After that, I would steal away to my secret velvet chamber and write a pseudonymous (well, a DIFFERENT pseudonym!) alt.porn novel. I want to erase myself and my author’s persona from the picture entirely and just sink the blades in deep to come up with the juiciest, boldest, most fun erotic novel I can wrest from my brain.

I was brought up as a writer among the best sex authors and thinkers this country’s got, and I’d love to show some love for the great influences I’ve had by being as brave and selfless and shameless as they have been. When that gold-toting leprechaun shows up, I’ll get right to work.

How you faring in the new, "falling apart at the seams" book biz? Where do you think publishing is headed, with technology on one hand, falling reading interest on another, and artists falling through the San Andreas size cracks?

I’m hustlin’ and hopin’ like 99% of the rest of the ink-stained wretches. At this point, I think everyone needs to view writing as akin to buying a lottery ticket—odds are long that there will be any meaningful payoff.

Perhaps your gazillion dollar dream will come true, most likely it won’t, but the bottom line is: You’ve got to be in it to win it. I think publishing will only become more celebrity- and trend-driven, but on the flipside of that, we’re going to continue to see DYI bloggers hop cheekily into the money-lined arms of the dead-tree publishers and tv/film people.

There's no substitute for sinking your flag right into the DIY planet. It's the quickest way to find out who you are and what you value as a writer, and it's the most efficient way for people to find out what you have to say. Who knows? You may even get a great career out of it. I mean, do you think Boing Boing started with Rupert Murdoch's big checkbook? No, yet there they are--bigger and boingier than ever. And they're not the only ones. It's a wide open field. In the technological respect, these times are truly on your side.

August 25, 2006

The Erotic Lost Girls: Alice, Wendy and Dorothy Grow Up

Tornado_1 What if... Dorothy's journey to Oz was a sexual journey, where she unlocked her lovers' doubts of stupidity, heartlessness, and cowardice? What if... that tornado was the metaphorical first orgasm she never, ever forgot— when life explodes into color?

Imagine Alice— yes, Alice of the Wonderland. A perverse little girl to be sure. Her relationship with the Red Queen is a twisted erotic legend for the ages. And how did a talking caterpillar come to be a conversational cock?

Or what about Wendy, from Peter Pan, who followed her "lost boys" into the garden of forbidden delights, including tea-room cruising that may have been lost in the original edition? Someone had to stand up to Captain Hook, even at the expense of her own virtue.

Now imagine all three of these women coming together in their adulthood: Dorothy, Alice, and Wendy— sharing their sexual histories for the first time.

Artists Melinda Gebbie and Alan Moore have done more than imagine it: They've written, and more to the point, illustrated, a three-volume erotic odyssey on the subject, that is so realistic it feels as if you knew the erotic mythology all along in your bones. Welcome to The Lost Girls.

Melinda is like family to me: she's my ex's ex! Her early erotic drawings and underground comics are legendary. Alan, her partner, is famous for his graphic novels like The League of Extraordinary Gentleman, and V is for Vendetta.

They spend SIXTEEN YEARS writing and illustrating this book.

SB: My god, who spends more than sixteen minutes doing anything in publishing today? — It's like you're out of another time! I sat there looking at your book, in awe— and in fact I started hating you, because I felt like everything I ever did added up to seconds of meaninglessness.

Alan Moore: Iain Sinclair does that to me, inspire me to envy and despair. 

Yeah, I was 36 when we started... I’m 52 now! When we first got together we thought we were doing eight pages for an anthology. I’d just met Melinda for the first the first time, I was a fan.

The thought of working with a woman on this subject was a radical idea. I mean that in terms of the comics industry, even if that seems imaginable everywhere else.

Within the first few weeks, we realized our ideal was going to take A LONG TIME. It wasn’t productive in the beginning.  I couldn't think beyond a smutty parody, which is not what the world needs. Mel said that she liked working with three characters, and Alice Wendy and Dorothy came into the picture.

Once we said those three names, there was a sort of thunderclap. We thought about a few others, casting around, but no one else came close to their chemistry.

SB: How do you work together? Did you comment or fiddle around with each other’s medium--- did Mel write or did you draw?

AM: Very few people know how it worked. This project was unique in my career. Normally, for the last 25 years of my work, there’s distance between myself and the illustrator— they lived one place, I lived in another.. I’d write these very long scripts, with detailed descriptions: how many panels are needed on this page, a rundown of each descriptions, DOP shots, atmosphere, acting, etc. I would be open to their me ideas, but the dye was basically set.

In the beginning with Mel, I gave her these sort of scripts, designed to break an artist spirit— (LOL). She found wading through  my acres of notes really tedious. Ever the one to be obliging... I did thumbnail sketches of what I wanted with her by my side, talking and brainstorming. Then she created wonderful pages of artwork, based on my hieroglyphics. I would then put dialog in, influenced by her drawings. It was an ongoing conversation.

SB: I know it's awful to play favorites, but i couldn't help loving Dorothy's character the most of all. Is it because I'm American, or what do you think?

AM:  Oh, she's the most feisty, the most adventurous, she’s also incredibly gorgeous. Her illustration reminds me of Clara Bow,  who was always one of Melinda’s favorite. 

We spent so much time decoding these characters. We wanted familiarity, but radical new interpretations.

SB: Why is your project so controversial in some comics circles? Isn't that a little old?  When Wimmin’s Comix came out in the 70s, THAT was shocking—  that women  made explicit sex pictures and stories. They were two decades ahead of their time.

So now…. with The Lost Girls, why would we think that the audience is scandalized? Do people still think comics are Superman eunuchs? Certainly the fans can't feel that way...

AM: I don't get it, either. Robert Crumb was a pioneer of the kind of stuff we’re doing, and  40 years ago people would say the same scandalized things. We have a current social panic  going on, but how we can forget what we’ve just been through?

Ever since the outset of my career, where it was appropriate, I have treated the characters I worked with as fully rounded personalities, having some sort of sexuality would be an important to a personality! Even with The Swamp Thing, decomposed vegetable matter, he should have a sexual life of some kind! Erotic experience is going to be part of any fully-rounded character.

If Lost Girls is shocking, it's because I’ve gotten rid of heroes. We're talking about sex, frankly, at greater length, and it's sustained work of erotica. I've put more of myself on the line.

In doing so, I'm stating that, that on some level I can find myself aroused by what we've created,  and that a level of self revelation that I’m unaccustomed to. Before Lost Girls I had never taken it to this extreme.

SB: Well, I think you'll find yourself in good company! You know, in the end of the story, World War I is breaking out, and we see German soldier invading the hotel where the women have been gathering. All the dialog switches to German. What are they saying?

AM: I wanted it to be authentic. I knew people would blog about it and the translations would come soon enough. The general drift is that the soldiers are bivouacking. They talk about the French as a bunch of homo shits, that sort of crude comment. The say,  "this place smells of fish" — and other ugly sexist comment.

They are soldiers who don't want to be there,  in a cold place, and they are going to their deaths. As they break Alice’s mirror, the say, "C'mon, you cunt"—  it’s brutal penetrative language.

The fragile fantasy universe of the Lost Girls has been broken and the voices of the WWI are intruding, destroying everything that was beautiful and sensual and cultured about Europe in a process that would irrevocably damage  its heart. It's never got over that devastation even a century later.

Melinda69_1 -----

I also spoke with Melinda, at length, in a hot tub. This is my favorite interview technique. She is so proud of how this book has been produced. I can't tell you how long it's been since I met an author who was truly and deeply satisfied by every aspect of their book's production. She knows it's her life's work, and she has never compromised it. I was inspired.

And then we gossiped for about four hours about ours and every else's love lives.

Mel brought Aretha and I three presents:

Lucia Joyce, To Dance in the Wake— a biography of James Joyce's daughter
Don Quixote, the audiobooks, read by Christopher Casanove
Ulysses, the audiobooks, read by Jim Norton and Marcella Riordan

What a treat!

I put together a gallery of some of Melinda's work, both from her tender youth, and from Lost Girls' maturity. You can view the whole opus, generating from the time she was drawing her first female portraits and her first erotica. Let the drooling begin...

Top illustration  from The Lost Girls, and photo of Melinda Gebbe from 1969, taken by Honey Lee Cottrell.

June 06, 2006

Five Books I WON’T be Reading This Summer

Bad_book I'm a normally loveable bookworm. But last month, when MJ Rose asked me to contribute a Summer Reading list to her excellent book-biz blog,  Buzz, Balls, & Hype, I had a contrarian streak.  I wanted to write about all the books that I refuse to crack open!

To wit:

It's My Turn Now
by  Mary “Burn Down the Log Cabin” Cheney

It's Mary's turn now, to shoot you in the back.

It's Mary's whim, to open the famous family potty mouth and curse anyone who ever had the courage to make a difference. It's Mary's chance, to prop up a national disgrace.

The Cheneys have their nerve. Here's a gal who used to hawk Coors beer at Mr. Leather Contests in gay bars across the country and groomed herself into a shill for one of the most corrupt figures in American history... well, that takes balls. It also takes a disturbed liar to write a memoir about a perfect nurturing life with mum and dad.  Too bad I'm not buying it.


How To Make Love Like a Porn Star    
by Jenna Jameson and Neil Strauss

To be fair, I was mailed three complimentary copies of this ghost-written memoir of a young woman who was known to virtually no one a year or two ago. I’m sorry to have to bite the hand that fed me.

Of all the blonde porn stars who deserved to be household names, I was flabbergasted that Jenna got picked. Her performances are neither terrible nor bewitching; her charisma is just not THERE. To paraphrase Gertrude Stein, she’s the Oakland of porn stars.

We do not learn how to "make love," in Jenna's book, "like a porn star" or anyone else.  I did learn how you can nurse a methamphetamine addiction at various levels, for years and years. If she or her publisher had written a honest book about that, it would have beena lot more interesting.

Rich Dad, Poor Dad:
What the Rich Teach Their Kids About Money--That the Poor and Middle Class Do Not!     by Robert T. Kiyosaki and Sharon L. Lechter

Here's what rich dads tell their kids: “Son, because of compound interest, inherited wealth, and our traditional indifference to social justice, you will never have to work a day in your life. Entitlement belongs to you!”

Here's what middle class dads have to say: “Strive, strive, strive.  Marry rich. We are one credit card away from unmitigated disaster.”

And the poor: “Time ain't money when all you got is time.”

The idea that grotesque wealth disparity exists because of what daddy says at the dinner table makes me wanna throw up.

The South Beach Diet:
The Delicious, Doctor-Designed, Foolproof Plan for Fast and Healthy Weight Loss            
by Arthur Agatston

I won't be purchasing the North, East, or West Beach Diet book either. I will never buy a diet book as long as I live. They are parasites upon the body of female intelligence.

The Da Vinci Code        
by Dan Brown

In my grand tradition of Harry Potter-Abstentia, I will once again slide right by a title that has been over-publicized. 

I will not see the movie. I will dig my heels in and pretend to not even know the subject. "Is it about ‘Painting By Numbers’?"

This is the one category of non-reads I feel guilty about. I have missed some good books. I almost didn't read Memoirs of a Geisha, but luckily someone got it to me in time.

Once a book crosses a certain level of commercial hype, I turn against it and nothing will make me pick up a copy. Quick, find me the next big thing before I become anesthetized!

So, what won't YOU be reading this summer?

And what are you doing for the Devil's Holiday today, 6/6/6?

I plan on igniting the BBQ From Hell, plus some really nasty evil spell-casting.

I also have a perfectly delightful 666-Theme Tune to share with you, from the Crazy World of Arthur Brown:

I am the God of Hellfire
And I bring you:
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
I'll see you burn!
You fought hard and you saved and learned,
but all of it's going to burn.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind.
You're falling far too far behind.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you gonna burn!
Fire, to destroy all you've done.
Fire, to end all you've become.
I'll feel you burn!
You've been living like a little girl,
in the middle of your little world.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind,
you're falling far too far behind

May 29, 2006

The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written

B000amc9do01a2fs9cycwc6hlw_aa240_sclzzzz One of my favorite magazine editors of all time, Jim Petersen, just wrote a "Best Of" list for Playboy.com— the twenty-five sexiest novels ever written.

I was eager for debate, mutual swooning, and peculiar insights. I asked Jim if he would entertain some of my questions...

SB:  How did this list come together?

JP:  Stacy Klein is one of the dot.com brigade at Playboy. She called up one day and asked if I would do a quick list. The give and take proved fascinating. She would ask "What about...?" and off we'd go.

I did a long essay on the erotic power of paper, which we cut to a paragraph. I kept getting sidetracked: Amazon lists 3500 titles in its erotica section!

All those niches within niches: lesbian stories, vampire stories, harem stories, S&M stories, coming of age stories.

Remember when all you needed to be aroused was the rise and fall of a woman breathing?

Plus, now you can post the your favorite titles on a Wish List, like some depraved bridal registry. The entire world will know that you are desperately seeking a hard-on.
      
Finally, there's that Amazon tool, the SIP (Statistically Improbable Phrase) that tells you that the phrase "ass fuck" appears sixteen times in one book, or that "absolute dismemberment" shows up seven times in the Bataille Reader, as well as books on Heidigger, Hegel and literary economics.

14473largeSB:  When it came to older legends, like Fanny Hill, or Lady Chatterley, how much emphasis did you put on them because they were historical turning points, versus their erotic endurance?

JP:  When I researched my own Century of Sex I had the wonderful experience of coming upon these books from the other side. I went chronologically through books, movies, and music of the past hundred years, and experienced what it must have felt like to read these books for the first time, and to appreciate the leap.

Fanny is still a wonderful read, and what it taught me was to look inside the sex act. Not to lie back and think of England, but to lie back and dwell on the moment of penetration.

As for the Lady, Lawrence had a sense of the swoon. Yes, it's creaky, but this is the creation myth, the arc of liberation— let sex take you from here, to there.

Court cases aside (which had as much to do with the lawyers as they did with lust), there is the cultural impact of these books (Remember the story of a couple taking the Lady into a bomb shelter in an experiment at Princeton in the 50s?)

SB:  When it comes to your third choice, Miller's Tropic of Cancer, that's where my pleasure reading of old school erotica begins. I can't get over how contemporary his work still sounds. And it continues to gets me off, intellectually, and viscerally.

Story of O also holds up for me, like a Greek Myth that invites repeated retelling. And Crash still puts most post-modern literature to shame.

Candy Jim, what does it say about me? — That out of the whole list, the ones that thrill me to this day, are: Miller, Réage, Ballard, Nabokov, Bataille, Baker, Walsh, and Southern.   

Out of all those, I'll distill it further... Miller and Terry Southern.   What personality type does that make me?

JP:  One of the conversations I had with Stacy concerned the generation gap: I can recall when checking a potential lover's bookshelf (as opposed to her  medicine cabinet or myspace page) told me all I needed to know.

Literary taste reads like a list of prior convictions. There the people (victims of classical education or the seminary) who try to persuade us that the Bible is a sex book. Okay, naked in the first chapter, plants the idea of temptation, tasting your lover's fruit in the song of Solomon, yeah, yeah.  Has anyone ever gotten aroused to Sappho? 

What strikes me about your reading list is the power of the first ascent— these authors presented sex as discovery, new terrain, weird places, wonderful improv. They ask you to consider sex from weird vantage points (car crashes, frozen time, telephone calls, the permission of the pedophile, the focus of a fetish).

SB:  Out of the pulp reads on your list, I'd pick Susanna Moore's In The Cut, which I reprinted in BAE. I like being scared as well as aroused, and sometimes both at the same time.

JP  Yes—sex, danger and Moore's love of words. One of the standards for inclusion in our list was that you knew something about sex. That you had been there.

SB:  Was there anything you privately hated on the list?  But felt had to be given its due? I can't stand Roth's complaint. Sorry.

JP:  Yeah. Erica Jong. Whine, whine, whine. Bad writing, party-line feminist complaints. Even her take on Fanny Hill shows almost no grasp of sex. (Put everything in capital letters to show excitement?)  But in terms of cultural moment, she had to be there.

SB:  I never read Endless Love by Scott Spencer... what am I missing?

JP:  What it's like to be inside, out there. He builds an entire one-act play out of the physiological, the insight that sex is a way of gathering information, intelligence about a relationship.

It's not the Ike and Tina Turner/Mickey Spillane cliché of "first you do it tough, then you do it tender." A lot goes into an erection, or the gristle of sex— that's what had Miller going around Paris comparing cunts, or Roth trying to discover America through fucking.

The really good writers know how to fuck in character. (The only comparison I can make is Pierce Brosnan in two movies that weren't James Bond— the sex in The Thomas Crown Affair, and the sex in The Panama Tailor thing— that's exactly how those characters would fuck).

SB:  Also Singular Pleasures... I never heard of it. Am I lame?

JP:  This was one of Stacy's finds. It defies categorization. Closer to the prose poems of M.S. Merwin.

Parent1596541369SB: You didn't get into gay erotica, which would have changed and overwhelmed everything, because there's been so much more great liteary work. I know it's not your Playboy beat, but could you add a few titles by gay authors off the top of you head?

JP:  Marco Vassi once wrote that he c