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August 12, 2008

Spend Your Last 9 Months Floating— Finish Off as an Orgasm!

Pie-fight-san-francisco I found out from Paul Krassner that George Carlin's daughter, Kelly, quoted my obit during her family memorial.

I'm so touched! It's just not the same without him around.

Carlin had the most perfect last words on dying:

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus?

"I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm."


On my audio show this week, I reminisce about Carlin, and then— on another subject!—  talk about the past and current state of "inter-racial" porn, which is like The Theater of the Absurd, antebellum-style:



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To my amazement, John McCain has decided to make his entire TV campaign about stimulating the imaginary, yet titillating "horror" of Obama sullying the specter of white, and particularly, blond, womanhood. Any one of his ads that juxtapose Barack with Paris or Britney feel like they came right out of a peep show arcade. It's out of the Karl Rove playbook, to be sure. This is the guy whose entire "oeuvre" consists of perverse race and sex baiting. Focus on the other guy's cock, and your election is in the bag. I can't wait 'til he dies, and the "Rovian Porn Archives" are revealed. I'm sure his rivals the Vatican's.

Finally, in my Try This at Home" mailbag, I get a letter from a listener who asks, "Hospital Sex. Am I crazy, or does it really happen? Is it weird to be horny while recuperating from surgery?"

Darling, it's the most natural thing in the world...


Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions and feedback about the show to susie@audible.com. (Episode 352, Aug. 8, 2008)

Photo Credit: Laurel & Hardy in The Battle of the Century, 1927. Over 4000 real pies were employed in the climactic battle of the custards.


July 21, 2008

The History of "Black" and "Inter-racial" Porn Videos

Lialehcover Yesterday I heard from a feminist PhD candidate who is looking into the history of black actresses in porn.

To my amazement, she'd discovered that a million years ago (1986!) I'd written a story about the phenomenon of "black and inter-racial" videos in the porn biz for Adult Video News. She asked me if I could dig up a copy.

In traditional porn parlance, "inter-racial" used to imply "Black And White." Period.

Before the 90s, you didn't have any such thing as "multi-culturalism" in porn. There weren't any scenes with a Latina actress/Asian actor— or a bi-racial triad. This was before the amateur explosion, before the Internet, before DVDs.... you know, the Jurassic Age. "Black" sex movies were a tiny niche that were primarily sold to regional markets; no one talked about them.

All the directors of these films, at that time, were white— often people who dreaded their assignment:



Drea remembers her astonishment when she found out that a lot of her viewing audience assumed that she was black. In fact, Drea is a blonde who grew up in a  segregated Chicago neighborhood. She remembers, "When Harold Washington first got elected (Chicago's first black mayor), my father was going to get a gun and shoot himself."

"After every black video I'd make," says Drea, "I'd always say, 'I'll never shoot another Black video again. Never.'"



In porn starlet interviews from these early days, they'd pose questions like, "What Won't You Do on Camera?"

The most common reply from a blond ingenue would be, "I don't do anal, and I don't do blacks." Instead of greeting that statement with laughter or disbelief, everyone would just say, "Oh yeah, of course."

As for black actors, the situation, as you'll read in my story, makes Blacksploitation film look like William Lloyd Garrison's Liberator.

And... the real treat in all this, if you hunt around, is the single "Black Power" porn film that was made in 1974, called Lialeh. It was produced by Aretha Franklin's drummer at the time, Bernard Purdy. Purdy furnishes a soundtrack that puts most porn films to shame, as you can imagine. (See video clip here). Classic Woodstock Soul Meets The Panthers! I can watch this cult classic today and still get the biggest kick out of it.

When I started researching the story, I was taken aback by the prejudices and superstitions in the business. Everyone was so frank about their own racism, frustration, and cynicism. Porn biz people were outspoken about what Hollywood people had learned to keep to themselves, and off the record. If any of it blows your mind, don't imagine that these industry diehards were exceptional!

In 1987, no one wrote about porn for the mainstream press. I was the first to interview many of these people on any topic, let alone politics. AVN was produced in Pennsylvania at the time, just a small operation, and they were horrified by what I turned in. They killed the original story, and ran an aborted-version instead. It's a trade magazine, designed to promote and champion the industry— they weren't interested in critical views. I was... 20-something, naive, crushed.

So here it is, the quaint original...  I hope you'll forgive my youthful stylings and typewriter errors, but it sure has a lot to savor:

Download Susie's  Inter-Racial and Black Videos.pdf (6198.5K)

Also, if you're interested in this subject, and want a little more analysis, read my own favorite story on the subject, "White Sex".

July 18, 2008

The Spitting Truth with Chelsea Girl

QRhLmXiQ9jIlcZ3zy4ujhYyFbTBQb39D0280   Interview with Sex Blogger, Chelsea Girl

Download this free sample of In Bed with Susie Bright!

Here's the iTunes link.

Susie talks with legendary sex blogger, "Chelsea Girl." They discuss "viscous porn-starry spit," stripteasing your way to a scholarly interest in Victorian erotica, and Chelsea's always-revealing web diary, Pretty Dumb Things.

If you like this sample and want to hear more, you can subscribe (for $2 a show) to my weekly show at Audible.com. I'm offering a 12-episode season on iTunes to give new listeners a taste!

July 15, 2008

My Daughter, My Sister, My Mom— The Porn Star

LeatherSML Today, on my In Bed podcast, I've made a special hour and a half compilation of my most personal interviews and oral histories of women in the porn business.


The Bizarre Destiny of Linda Lovelace,

Peep Show Secrets with Carol Queen,

Masturbation Guru Betty Dodson on her insights into younger lovers,

How Candida Royalle went from "shut up, you're just a porn star," to the pioneer of women's erotica,

The Truth About Traci Lords,

How Tristan Taormino made the first Anal Sex movies with a Woman's Point of View,

Greta Christina on fisting, the nature of "extreme" porn, and why the porn industry gets nervous about just how far women's fantasies go.



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It starts with my memories of Linda Lovelace, whom I encountered in some of those "Only in LA" moments that define the 1970s for me. I witnessed her crowning stage moment at Cal Jam 1 on my first acid trip, in 10th grade...just for starters!  The phenomenon of her career and my own early impressions of porn are inseparable. I recorded this before her untimely death.

Another personal history here is my memories of Traci Lords. I covered Traci as a Penthouse film critic, (and, bizarrely, appeared with her in the same movie, The Grafenberg Spot), before her revelations that she was working as an underage performer.

The other audio segments are frank interviews with my friends about their personal and professional lives in the sex business.

I've been sisters and colleagues with these women for many years... we don't put on an act, or dress up the facts. There's no politically-correct, cheerleading for porn—trying to make it cute for the mike. You may have never heard women talk about sex this way, and if you have, you're going to feel in very good company!


Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions and feedback about the show to susie@audible.com.

Photo Credit: Honey Lee Cottrell, 1984, Kathy Andrew's first leatherwork studio, for On Our Backs

December 12, 2007

Tristan's Sex Toy Guide for the New Year!

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I was too lazy to write my own erotic gift guide this year.

I read Tristan Taormino's list, and realized I wanted to just xerox hers, and send it off to the North Pole for immediate fulfillment! I'm presenting Tristan's top choices here, with a little editorializing by moi.

Tristan writes:

"Porn-loving lesbians are in luck: Adult movies by, for, and featuring real dykes are enjoying a resurgence, so you can stuff the stockings of the queer women in your life with lots of DVDs this year:

The Feminist Porn Award–winning In Search of the Wild Kingdom ($34.95) is a mock-umentary about San Francisco queers.

Early to Bed's Special Delivery ($29.95) and Comstock Films' Ashley & Kisha ($27.95) both star real-life couples.

Belladonna's Evil Pink 2 features super-hot girl/girl sex ($37.95).

These aren't just the best "lesbian" movies... they are the most innovative, interesting, and memorable porn that ANYONE is making. I cried in the interview section of Ashley and Kisha. I laughed my ass off at Wild Kingdom and Special Delivery, which takes place in a vibrator warehouse. And what can you do with Belladonna— besides try to keep up?

Continue reading "Tristan's Sex Toy Guide for the New Year!" »

December 11, 2007

How To Make a Sex Movie You Give a Damn About

Akthumbnail12This past year, a friend turned me onto Comstock Films, a unique erotic movie company who make in-depth erotic documentaries that center on the story of one couple and their relationship.

Each couple are very different: age, race, gender-matchups, personal style. It's like the reinvention of the Melting Pot, with sexual chemistry as the starting point.

I say they're "documentaries," because even though you would easily call these movies "porn," or "erotica," they're also the kind of thing you might see at a film festival— or some PBS series, if Public Broadcasting suddenly woke up tomorrow and went X-rated. It's MasterFuck Theater!

I was so intrigued with their work, I had to find out who "Comstock" was. I knew it had to be someone witty enough to give their company the name of the most famous Puritan of the  20th Century, the man who founded the original "New York Society for the Suppression of Vice."

The auteur I was looking for turned out to be the pseudonymous Tony Comstock, a prolific blogger as well as filmmaker, who was kind enough to give me an interview:

SB: You're...  a straight guy? After watching Ashley and Kisha, I'm ready to give you the Black Lesbian Awareness award. Who interviews the lovers in your movies?


Continue reading "How To Make a Sex Movie You Give a Damn About" »

November 07, 2007

Circus Sex and the Chuch Lady Sex Addict

Church_lady Today, on my In Bed podcast:

Christian Female Sex Addicts: the New Pandemic!

It's the Religious Right's latest problem: Too many otherwise-decent women are suffering from sexual addiction.

"You never would have thought that the woman sitting next to you in Sunday school might be viewing porn," says outraged Pure Life Ministries author Kathy Gallagher. "But with the growth of the Internet, the gap between what men and women do in secret has been drastically reduced."

Read the whole  story in Pam's House Blend....

Next on our show, I talk about the latest reader review in Random Honest Porn Review, which analyzes the phenomenon of "circus freak" porn movies that are modeled on the success of the Hollywood Jackass craze.

Listen to an excerpt:

Listen to the whole show at Audible.com: LINK

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Finally, in my Try This at Home mailbag, a listener offers her theories and examples of pet names for women's sex toys.


Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for free show coupon cards to susie@audible.com.

 

October 08, 2007

Penetrating Gay Porn with Jeffery Escoffier

Sexrev200 This week on my audio show is part two of my discussion with sex historian Jeffrey Escoffier. We blurt out gay film secrets, discuss why straight male porn stars enjoy queer sex, how to achieve the perfect double-penetration shots, and the manner in which exhibitionists get ahead in the film industry.

Listen to Susie and Jeff's interview: LINK

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Jeffrey wears many hats, but one of his most distinguished is as the editor of a reference book I use on a weekly basis: Sexual Revolution. It's a collection of the seminal (and ovulastic!) documents of modern sexual liberation: Susan Sontag’s "Pornographic Imagination,"  Al Goldstein’s notorious review of Deep Throat,  Anne Koedt’s classic "The Myth of the Vaginal Orgasm," Norman Mailer’s "The Homosexual Villain," Helen Gurley Brown, Lenny Bruce, Erica Jong, Lawrence Lipton, Masters & Johnson, Betty Dodson, Gayle Rubin, Timothy Leary, Henry Miller, Huey Newton, Sigmund Freud, Simone de Beauvoir— whew! I find new gems to mull over every time I read it.

Finally at the end of this week's show, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, I get a letter from a listener who finds cheap thrills on freeway overpasses, and right in the middle of her dental checkups. Sexual revolution is indeed a guerilla enterprise!

Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 312, October 5, 2007)

September 30, 2007

A Mouth Like Mine

9036564 This week on my audio show, I premiere an excerpt from my new audiobook, The Best American Erotica 2007.

It was hard to pick which story to sample; they're all so good. I chose an excerpt from Daniel Duane's A Mouth Like Yours, read by the velvet Richard Brewer.

Yes, this is the same Daniel Duane who wrote one of the most compelling surf memoirs of all time, Caught Inside. This story is about a different, yet equally dedicated obsession!

A Mouth Like Yours: Listen

Next up, I talk with sexual historian and scholar Jeffery Escoffier about the beginnings of the gay porn-film industry, which in many respects defined modern American porn, period. Who knew... that Stonewall and Deep Throat were preceded by gay porn-makers who were unsatisfied with beefcake magazines and unrealistic portrayals of gay life?

Listen to my interview with Jeff: LINK

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Jeff and I talk about perversity, porn chic, and straight guys who do gay porn. If you have any curiosity about the history of American porn, this is a must-listen. We'll do part two next week!

Finally, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, I can't resist talking about another close shave— and I bet it won't be my last!



Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 311, September 28, 2007)

September 06, 2007

The Banality of Colonel Schultz’s Private Bitch

A NYT story today, in their Jerusalem Journal, reports on a new documentary, Stalags: Holocaust and Pornography in Israel, which reveals that the much-disgraced "SS Camp" porno-books that thrilled and shocked their countrymen since the early 60s, were created by Israeli authors who mined an apparently unbeatable combination of horror and titillation in the wake of the hair-raising Eichmann trial.

The Times writes: "The most famous Stalag, I Was Colonel Schultz’s Private Bitch, was deemed to have crossed all the lines of acceptability, prompting the police to try to hunt every copy down."

At the time they were published, the Stalags were introduced as if they were translated from English, the memories of American soldiers who'd been tortured by big-breasted Nazi dominatrices. But as you can see from the interview with their original publisher, Ezra Narkis, it was all a big P.T. Barnum-style set-up.

Just to show you how touchy the subject is, journalist Debbie Nathan alerts us that the NYT censored their print edition to exclude a quote from an Israeli scholar, who insisted there were “no Jewish whores” at Auschwitz. The professor was trying to say something reassuring, but the fact that she used a phrase like "Jewish whore," in any context, clearly freaked out the Times' editors.

Nathan writes:


What should we make of this? “There were no Jewish whores” goes beyond simply saying [there were] none in Block 24. It’s a more comprehensive denial of debauchery and sexual victimization of Jewish women at Auschwitz. Which could be some small comfort to Jews, and you’d think the editors would want to preserve it. On the other hand, the point of this troubling piece is the extent to which Jews – like everyone else – often fantasize the darkest terrains of sexuality, including, sometimes, by using their own historical tragedy as grist (again, not unusual across cultures). [The scholar's] sentence, with its titillating word “whore,” just might add to the mill.


The Stalag pulps were banned in Israel, after selling like hotcakes, but the icons endured. Witness the revealing clip of an Israeli reserve officer talking about these stories as an essential part of his boyhood fantasy life.

Some of the torrid myths of these pulp novels were so influential on the public's mind that they became part of the public school curriculum— and, with the film's release, the angst over their veracity and "message" is a hot topic all over again.

Depending on your distance from these historical events, the memory of the boomer-exploitation Stalags may seem like the cruelest nausea, guiltiest pleasure, or most hilarious kitsch you've ever seen. They have their own lunatic cinematic dimension, with films like "SS Hell Camp," which are still banned in much of Europe.

One thing I have in common with the late Andrea Dworkin is that whenever we would get off a plane in a new country, we would seek out a sample of the nation's pornography. Why? Because it's like stepping into the sticky pool of a community's greatest historical burden.

The basics of erotic representation are people in various states of undress, fucking and sucking and rubbing and kissing. For many viewers, this is stimulating enough on its own.

But so often, erotic expressions are surrounded by a story, a fascination — and this is where cultural memories come into play.

While Dworkin was outraged that old-school Israeli porn sought out the frisson of Nazi uniforms and camp-style S/M scenarios, for me, that discovery was poignant, and reminded me of its parallels around the world.

The U.S., for example, has a black/white interracial  obsession unmatched by anyone else, and it's a direct result of our legacy of slavery and the Civil War... which, you'll remember, ended 144 years ago. It goes to show that as long as something remains in the sexual imagination, it proves that the guilt and and unresolved issues have never died.

In overwhelmingly Catholic countries like Mexico, you'll see the wildest and most banal pornography featuring actors dressed as priests and nuns.

In Japanese porn, the bombing of Hiroshima/Nagasaki and surrender to the Allies provoked a new image: the specter of masochistic male castration and the eroto-humiliation of impotence. It has no Judeo-Christian aspect; it is entirely rooted in the tradition of war, honor, male power, and its shameful submission.

The irony about the current state of Mideastern porn— if one can call it a genre!— is that it's no longer consumed with Nazi insignias, but rather a next-generation view that incorporates all the hysterical racism between Jewish and Islamic culture. Doctrinaire Muslim communities have "secret" anti-Semitic porn, while Israeli erotic angst pools around images of evil (yet sexy) Arabs, with requisite historical nods to Germanic predecessors.

It begs the question, if human beings didn't create massive tragedies, horrible wars, and cruel betrayals, what on earth would we manufacture for the taboos of our erotic lemonade? The unbearable is matched by its erotic catharsis. I guess we'd always come up with something.

August 22, 2007

Tristan Takes Me Off the Bottle

110520682_930ec30d8f1_2 This week on my In Bed audio show, I talk with award-winning author, columnist, and pornographic film director Tristan Taormino.

Smart Ass Productions, Taormino's sex film company, has a new sex education series that Tristan is proud to say breaks every rule.

Like... a cunnilingus movie that actually does that one thing: going down, and how to do it.

I know this may shock Captain Obvious, but there has NEVER been a sex-ed movie like this. Every other "eating-pussy" how-to has thrown everything in but the kitchen sink because they couldn't figure out how to creatively and expressively pay attention to this. one. thing.

Tristan and I also talk about how to make an education film that doesn't look like an industrial short, female squirting, and what's happened to gay literature since we first started reading it.


In Bed with Susie Bright 305: Author and Anal Sexpert Tristan Taormino

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Then, in the Try This at Home mailbag, I respond to a listener who asks: "How come I only have the hots for the certifiably insane?"


Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 305, August 17, 2007)

Photo by the illustrious Paul Sarkis, who has a couple other websites where you can see the more "fun" photos he partner and his partner take, and to learn about his Porn Star Couples photo project.

July 10, 2007

Jamie Gillis: The Perils of Hooking Your Dad Up with a Porn Star

Jamie_1 If you listened to my interview with Jamie Gillis two weeks ago, you've probably been waiting for the second half, where he talks more about his family, the art of jerking off, women's bashfulness about coming, and how dignity shouldn't be expected to come with age.

I asked Jamie about his dad, once known as "The Mayor of Roseland"—the famous ballroom— and why he recommends your should never hook your father up with a porn star.

Listen to our interview: LINK

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In the last part of my show, I hear from a listener who wonders how she can support her autistic son's sexuality.


Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 298, June 29, 2007)

 

 

June 25, 2007

Susie Interviews Jamie Gillis

Pornousjammiegillis "A man is as faithful as his options" —  Jamie Gillis

Mr. Gillis is a former mime, Columbia grad, Shakespearean actor, and very nice Jewish boy— and better known as one of the most influential actors and innovators in the history of American blue movies.

He also isn't the type to seek out interviews, or spill his life story, so I was honored to have an interview with the legend who's made his mark in the most memorable porn movie of all time.


I got into porn to support my acting habit...

Sometimes I think of myself as a straight guy who happens to have had more fag sex than any fag I know.

This business is dick-driven...

I was with Long Jean Silver when she said one day, 'Let's find some boys to fuck...'  and they weren't easy to find! ...Finally we found a group of seven, and I said, 'Look, we're not taking seven, pick three.'

The Navy tried to throw a guy out for being in my North Beach [gonzo] and I said, "But he's not even the one that did the fucking..."

No, you can't live with someone who's straight, who's not in the sex business— if it's a 'quote,' normal girl, it's ridiculous.


If you know Jamie's work, I know you're drooling to hear it all. If you've never heard him, you're in a for an education.


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Other Notes on this Week's Show:

I couldn't help but sputter my indignation at the Georgia case of Genarlow Wilson, a popular athlete and college-bound senior, who was sentenced to ten years in prison for having blow job with a freshman girl at a high school party.

An appeals judge recently threw the sentence out, after much grassroots outrage (including a plea from Jimmy Carter!)

But get this: the GA Attorney General is insisting that that young man deserved to have his life destroyed and that the sentence be upheld. Let's start taking his life apart, shall we?

Finally, in the Try This at Home mailbag, I answer a letter from a fan of The L Word who wonders if lesbians really do have sex like that.


Reach Jamie at: JamieGillis.com

Don't forget, you can send your confidential questions, feedback about the show, and requests for free-show girly cards to susie@audible.com. (Episode 297, June 22, 2007)

June 13, 2007

Random Honest Porn Review Gets a Place at the Table

Orgy02 I've received so many new random honest porn reviews as a result of my subscription drive, that I've decided to give them their own new blog!

It's called Random Honest Porn Review.

It's bare bones. I decided to use the "food template" design from my blog server, because something about "sticking a fork in it" seemed appropriate. I published all the reviews we've received so far, with little pictures of each box cover next to the plate settings.

New reviews include: the unholy mess that Eddie Van Halen has created: "Sacred Sin," the lesbian-made "Crash Pad," (which sounds incredible)  a new perspective on "Bend Over Boyfriend," Chicago's own "Urban Friction," the classic that gets everyone's panties in a twist, "Anna Obsessed," and something called "Beautiful" which is apparently not.

Thank you to my new subscribers in Dallas and Southern Indiana for keepin' it real! I get the biggest kick out of your candor on this subject.

I looked up all the above movies to compare the official reviews that appeared about them. In the case of the big budget projects (big budget by porn standards, which Van Halen certainly qualified for) every voice was glowing. Porn reviews are the worst case of everyone telling the Emperor his new clothes look swell.

I remember when I first got hired by Forum— many years ago when they were still in business—  to write a monthly erotic film column. This was at the dawn of VHS! My first question to them the editor was, "And if it sucks, can I write about that?"

Now my comment makes me laugh, because he hired me when the porn still had a lot of traditional cinematic talent in it, particularly actors, DPs, and directors. They were shooting on 35mm and 16mm. In any case, he told me to "write whatever you want" —music to the nubile critic's ears.  That's what I'll whisper in your ear, too!


If you want to publish an honest review of a porn movie, on our new blog, subscribe to my journal, (all the details are here, if you want to ponder) and then send me your snail mail to I can send you a free movie from my attic. Watch closely, and email me your review after you've spell-checked your way to infamy!


Photo: The 500-Strong Orgy in Japan, which coincidentally holds the world's record naked peace signs flashed in one group.

May 23, 2007

More Random Honest Porn Review

King_in_hot_tub Susan, from Marin County, is another curious reader of this blog who subscribed with the bait that I would send her a random porn tape from my attic collection.

Of course she was also deeply devoted to my political passion and exquisite prose— RIGHT, Susan?— but it was just too funny to get a bizarre treat, too.

Her review, of Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge is now added to our cherished directory of HONEST RANDOM PORN REVIEWS, by people who don't have a thing to get out of it except a kick in the pants. Maybe a tickle somewhere else.

I love your reviews, please keep sending them! I sent about twenty of these suckers out so far. Don't be shy; there's no rules except your uncensored reactions!

Susan writes:


"Antonio" [the leading stud) bends over so the models can spank him a bit— while his cock, enormous, dangles before us. Shot from behind, his balls appear to be situated nearly halfway down the shaft.

Partner and I begin to wonder if this might be some sort of "extended cock." Has something been inserted between his body and his balls to give the impression of greater length?

I ask my partner to get down on his knees so I can take a look at him from behind, not a common view for me. He's not built like Antonio. Our experience of seeing men from this angle is admittedly limited, but we begin to doubt Antonio's cock is all it appears to be...


Read the rest of Susan's ruthless review and sexual outcome here!


Photo is a band photo on a 45 single that proves exactly what everyone says about those swingers in Marin!

May 16, 2007

Finally: Naked Lesbian Yoga

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But why does it have to be in Melbourne?

I'm all the way in Santa Cruz, which is overflowing with yoga togs, Bikram, AND lesbians but no naked yoga classes. As yet.

This is actually a model shoot from the all-gal AbbyWinters.com, a pay site in Australia. These young women are not all dykes, they are simply up for an adventure, but I have my little crushes and hopes... "Patience" is the one on the left, in the knit hat, and my favorite— she is the most outspoken in the video shoot.

Last week when I had my little fund-raising drive, I sent random sex videos out to everyone who subscribed to my blog, and offered to post any reviews you might choose to write.

Well, Monsieur Zak from the O.C. San Diego has sent in the first critiques, including a review of an Abby Winters flick, which you can read here — along with his comparisons to Tristan Taormino's House of Ass. His reviews are great... I love random, honest, porn crit!

December 04, 2006

Sex Consultant to the Stars— And Gary Graver

Graverwelles1On November 16, legendary cinematographer Gary Graver, Orson Welles' cameraman and devoted "second," passed away at age 68, of cancer.

Graver was beloved in Hollywood. He learned filmmaking in Vietnam, in the Navy Combat Camera Crew. He worked for Roger Corman, shot countless horror classics, and photographed Ronnie Howard's first spin as a director in 1977's original Grand Theft Auto

Just a few years ago, he appeared at American Cinematheque with Peter Bogdanovich and Oya Kodar, Welles' executrix and last lover, to show fragments of Orson Welles late, unfinished movies. He didn't have much time left.

But the talented D.P. had a secret. It's one of those old-fashioned secrets that half of Hollywood takes it for granted, while the other half is so intent on keeping it under wraps that it appears nowhere in the man's obituary.

Graver was memorialized everywhere, acclaimed in every paper from New York to L.A. But nowhere is it mentioned that for twenty years, Gary Graver directed and shot more than 135 erotic, X-rated films— several of which are considered among the best "adult" movies ever made: 3 AM, Amanda By Night, and V:The Hot One. The man is an Adult Industry Hall-of-Famer. The idea that people involved in Gary's legacy are covering up his true accomplishments because they're so prejudiced against sex is both mysterious and pathetic.

In porn, Gary Graver was known as Robert McCallum. He worked in the sex biz for twenty years, and as porn critic Mark Kernes wrote in AVN:

Nearly all of McCallum's better hardcore movies have been available continuously on videotape and later DVD since they were completed – which is more than can be said for many of his mainstream productions. In that sense, it could be argued that Graver's legacy in the adult industry is on a par with the bulk of his Hollywood accomplishments.

I worshiped Robert McCallum's work; I studied his porn like it was D.H. Lawrence with a lens. His first explicit feature, 3 A.M., became my inspiration for my own first big-feature erotic screenplay— the scenes between lesbian lovers "Violet and Corky" in the Wachowski Brother's Bound.

Critics061311 If you look at Bound, and then go watch McCallum's 3AM shower scene between Georgina Spelvin and Judith Hamilton, you will see where I got all my thrills. Georgina was the best actress porn ever had (Devil in Miss Jones) and Judith was her real girlfriend at the time.  I sent a copy of that tape to Larry and Andy Wachowski, with the note: "watch the master at work."

As critic Jim Holliday wrote in Only The Best: "[3AM] succeeds not only as a sex film, but on a much higher level as well. In addition to the great acting and the solid story, there is a character development seldom seen in erotic films."

Graver's best porn work was from the era in the late 70s and early 80s when X-rated movies were still "allowed" to be heavy, to be dark. 3AM and V don't have sunny endings. The level of emotion, and in both these cases, loss, is something you'd never see in the perky popcorn of today's XXX. His cinematic style, the eroticism created by his camera and lighting, is unsurpassed. None of the contemporary young directors or actors in adult would even know how to pull it off. It's practically a lost art at this point, just like Orson's movie that is never going to be finished now.

Is Gary's surviving family ashamed of his erotic work?  Does the Times think his full resumé is beyond the pale? What gives?  It seems like a strange omission in today's film-geek atmosphere. What did Orson think of his blue work? Did Gary use the porn money to further Welles' unfinished work, or was it just the fun of sex, drugs, and rocknroll? Did Gary ever go on the record about his whole career; did he talk about his best erotic work?

Graver's horror movies were sometimes just as "silly," for better or worse, as anything he ever did with actors fucking on camera, and yet all his exploitation flicks are still on his official CV. I'd rather see 3 A.M. over Satan's Sadists any day of the week!

It's understood in Hollywood today that most of the legends have worked both sides of high and low culture. It's considered backward to think there's a definitive aesthetic difference! Can you imagine John Water's disowning Pink Flamingos?

Ten years ago when I choreographed and consulted on Bound, I wrote a story about how we put the erotic scenes and characters together.

I offer my essay here again, as my homage to Gary Graver's/Robert McCallum's legacy: how to show two beautiful, complicated women make love, and never let anyone forget it.

Susie


Susieonboundset_2 Sex Consultant to the Stars

I've given a lot of tips to people about their love life over the years— but I can't say I've ever had the chance to watch and see if they actually followed my instructions to the letter.

That's what I found so satisfying about getting a job as a cinematic sex consultant— for once I got to ensure that all those techniques I raved about, my emphasis on the perfect caress— were played out to my most exacting standards. Yeah, it was sweet all right; I don't think I'll ever be satisfied with handing out free—not to mention unverified)— bedroom advice ever again.

I was the "technical consultant" to a movie that soaked many a critic’s wet test: Bound, starring Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly. It was the first-time feature from Matrix writer/directors Larry and Andy Wachowski, a film noir thriller about a pair of lesbian lovers who try to double-cross the mob.

What was so “technical” about this film? There's quite a bit of suspense and graphic violence— and I'm the kind of girl who can't even handle the buildup of a surprise birthday cake.

No, my expertise was developing the characters of the butch/femme lovers: Corky (a James Dean look-alike, recently paroled) and luscious Violet (a curvy mobster mistress).

It all started two years  before the picture’s release with a modest little fan letter. I got a package from Larry and Andy, attached to a script, saying that they loved my writing. They held my early bible on dyke sex, Susie Sexpert's Lesbian Sex World, in high esteem. They said they would be honored if I would consider making a cameo appearance in their new film.

"That's nice," I thought— and not to sound spoiled, but this invitation didn't electrify me. It seems everybody is making their own movie today— including me. I've been part of  many an amateur production with untrained enthusiasm. I frequently get asked to pull my dress up over my head on camera, or write dialog for some experimental performance art. I once lent out my Spain-autographed thigh-high leather boots for a comrade's dominatrix documentary. While I applaud my friends' virtuosity, working on their movies was a grind, and I've become more discriminating.

Here's what was intriguing about Andy and Larry’s letter: the letterhead didn't sport their name. Instead, it was embossed: "Dino De Laurentis Studios." Quite a calling card. I decided to postpone loading the dishwasher and sat down with the script.

I didn't budge for the next hour except to scream between pages. It was one diabolical setup. The action was razor tight, the characters were whispering in my ears. This was fantastic writing. There was only one thing missing.

I wrote back to Mr. and Mr. Wachowski:

"Your script is outstanding. I'd be delighted to play your bar girl cameo. But if you don't think I'm too presumptuous, could I be your lesbian-sex consultant? I notice that whenever the two lovers fall into an embrace, it doesn't say exactly what happens next. On behalf of every movie-goer who can't live through another cornball lesbian love scene, could I please, please, give you my words of advice on what two women like this would do in bed together?"

They said yes. They may have even said, "Yahoo." I met Larry and his then-wife, Thea, at a Holiday Inn a few weeks later, and they were the opposite of every Hollywood celebrity I'd encountered in the past. They weren't kidding about knowing my stuff. They could quote my own prose right back to my face. I knew they saw the dykes in their movie as having the kind of sassy, let's-get-down-to-it sensibility that I've always written about.

I don't know how many of you have seen the catalog of lesbian films over the years. Most of them, like Personal Best, or Desert Hearts, concern a tender coming-out story— shyly romantic, erotically timid. I'm known to be shy and sentimental myself, but lesbian life does not begin and end with baby powder.

When you think about it, most people's best sexual experiences don't occur the first time between the sheets. As you gain more experience about who you are, and what you like, your sex life improves drastically. So why are Hollywood lesbians always portrayed in their diaper stage? I longed for characters who knew what they wanted and were hungry for more. I wanted to get beyond dewy girlishness and into some pussy power.

First, I sent Larry and Andy a portrait photo from the cover of the book I was working on, Nothing But the Girl, about lesbian erotic photography. When I first met Gina, I carried the same picture in my hand: a beautiful butch woman sitting a la Rodin's "Thinker, tattooed and muscled with a cowlick like Elvis, but with all the shadows and soft curves of a woman's figure. The model's name was Ronny, but when I sent the picture to the Wachowski’s, I wrote, "This is your Corky."

Corky's character is a revelation in Hollywood cinema, because it is the first time since the days of Marlene Dietrich and Greta Garbo that female masculinity has been eroticized. Traditionally, when we see a woman in the movies who’s a "dyke,” she’s a mannish woman, but more than that, a psychopath, the social misfit. She's the prison warden, the weird jock, the brutal nurse, the fucked-up punk. When have we ever seen a gorgeous woman of our generation on screen who moved like Jimmy Dean, sulked like a young Brando, and drew a bead on you like the Sundance Kid? Corky had to be the kind of woman that everyone in the theater would be dying to go to bed with, and she had to do it without acting the least bit like a girly-girl.

Violet, on the other hand, couldn't just be any straight girl on the drift. She had to be a femme diva, as calculating and sensual as a cat. She’s a woman who's lost a bit of her soul fucking men for money, but who knows exactly what kind of touch she needs to find redemption. Most of all— and this was the part that cracked the cliché about dangerous femme fatales— she had to be a femme you could count on, whether it was getting you off or getting you out of a jam.

The Wachowskis had the character and dialog ready to roll in their script; it was just a matter of how to keep that same feeling going in the sex scenes. Given the infantile nature of American censorship, how much could we show on screen before we got our hand slapped by the producers? It was a frightening prospect.

I sent the brothers a couple of X-rated film clips of lesbian sex I turned to for inspiration. One was a shower scene from Robert McCallum's 3 AM, a golden oldie of the porn world that makes every audience who's ever seen it dead silent with awe. The other piece I told them about was an art world video I'd acted in for a friend, called Kathy, by Cecilia Dougherty. I loved the sex scenes in these movies and I had some ideas about how to shoot the same sort of thing for an R-rating.

There were two main ideas on my mind. One, unlike most Hollywood lesbian scenarios, this movie shouldn't insinuate oral sex— that's not the kind of characters we were looking at. Bound’s premise is about getting inside someone very fast, trusting them with everything. These women had to be inside each other, fucking one other. Penetration was the act we wanted to imply. Obviously we weren't going to get away with gynecological or hardcore shots in a movie that was headed for America's shopping malls. But I knew all we had to show were the right clues.

There are thousands of Hollywood heterosexual movies where we easily imagine the male and female lovers having intercourse— everything from Here to Eternity to Basic Instinct. So how do you imply lesbians having "intercourse"?

My idea, inspired from the Kathy footage, was that we show a woman's legs, straining and squeezing, and that we also see that her lover's forearm between her thighs at the same time. We dwell on that arm for a moment, moving back and forth in a fucking rhythm, unrelenting. Then, instead of following her arm all the way up to her lover's pussy, we would cut to her stomach, fluttering like a little butterfly in that spasm we all recognize as orgasm. I loved the idea of eroticizing a woman's belly like that. A lot of traditional erotic movies try to show a woman's sexual pleasure by focusing the lens on her cleavage. Maybe that's what the director was looking at, but that’s not where she’s coming!

The other key idea I offered was to eroticize the women's hands whenever they were flirting or making love with each other. "A lesbian's hands are her cock,” I said. “They're the hard-on of the movie— that's what you want to follow.

When I saw Corky's hands on screen, I wanted to imagine how they would feel inside me. Her loving hands are the metaphorical substitute for the genital shots that we wouldn’t be showing.

I went through my whole little consulting session alternating between glee and dread. I had gasped my way through one big-budget film consulting experience before, and it burned me like a marshmallow on a stick. In the late 80s, I was approached by a dapper man from southern California who asked me if I thought that there was a film market for a woman's erotic point of view.

Uh, yeah, as I matter of fact I did. I wouldn't even have a career if it wasn't for all the incredible women who've come out of the woodwork to write their own erotic stories, make their own movies, sex toys, and social lives that incorporate their genuine desires. I don't know a single woman who isn't disappointed with the way female sexuality is portrayed in television, women's magazines, and studio movies. It's garbage and it's insulting.

So I ended up writing the dialog for a script with a woman director I admired, Lizzie Borden, and I loved working with the actors during that shoot. But once I was off the scene, the producer took the movie and got rid of every element that made him personally uncomfortable— and there went the movie's promise. I introduced the film during its premiere at a Seattle film fest, and had to face an angry audience who felt like I'd personally let them down. If this was women's erotica, then it was a major sellout. I wanted to wear one of those buttons that say, "I just work here." I agreed with everyone's criticism. Why no male nudity? Why all the coy lesbian pattycake, and avoidance of any man to man eroticism, when it was clearly in the script's intentions? Why all the gender clichés?

Up until that point I had the Good Coozie-Keeping Seal of integrity on all my writings and projects. The moment I had signed up with this conventional Hollywood studio, my reputation was trashed. What a nightmare.

I felt like Larry, Andy and I were on the same wavelength, but I wasn't going to be around when their producers, bean-counters and lawyers got their hands on it. This movie was going to seen by every lesbian and lesbian-lover I knew, and they would crucify me if it was anything less than authentic.

Most fans I meet ask me about the actresses in this story, rather than the directors. Before this experience, I think I'd have done the same. When you see someone on screen blowing your mind, thrilling you with their charisma, you feel like all your thanks and identification should rest at their feet.

Andy and Larry sure don't look like a couple of glamorous dykes, but believe me, the characters you saw up there come straight from their groovy imaginations and fertile libidos, with a little inspiration from me, their wives, and probably a lot of other artists and lovers they've admired over the years. Their actresses mirrored them, not the other way around.

I was apprehensive to meet Gina Gershon. Her role, “Corky,” was the one I was worried about. Every actress is trained to play a whore/mistress/siren, the physical outline of Violet’s femme character. But what women in Hollywood gets asked to play a sexy butch, a bulldagger you'd like to get to know inside and out?

Gina came up to meet me in San Francisco before the shoot started. It was a relief to see her in person from the moment she walked up and grabbed my hand. She was physically right for the part— dark and handsome and brooding, no problem.

I blurted out, "I hope you don't think this is some granola-chewing, Birkenstock-wearing womb-oon on the page here," —and she laughed out loud. Gina was already on the right track, thinking about the most erotically compelling male icons in movie history to draw her machisma from. She had been around the block. That's what I wanted. It wouldn't have done anybody a favor to have a genuine panty-tested lesbian if she had been a Pollyanna or a prude. Most importantly, Gina was an actress. I gave her some books, and directions to the sleaziest, sweatiest lesbian club night I could think of. She was set.

My last gift to cinematic realism was just before my trip down to L.A. to shoot my cameo scene. I was to play my cameo as a fetching babe in a dive that Corky tries to unsuccessfully pick up. My big line is "Hello," but I look like a fox.

I knew the bar scene would be stocked with extras to make it look like a happening place. If the studio was sending over extras from a typical Hollywood casting agency— I shuddered. Please don't let them send in the clowns. Los Angeles is such a closeted town. Women are so uptight about their femininity there— as a native, I can tell you it's the plastic surgery and dieting capital of the world. It would be hard to find extras who looked like liberated dykes.

I called Larry again and asked if they could find it within their budget to let me bring down a handful of authentic babes from San Francisco who would make our set really look a lesbian joint, instead of a juice bar. They said yes— thank you Daddy! We spent all day shooting that barroom scene, but it looked just right in the final cut.

The first time I saw Bound was in front of 1500 delirious women and a couple hundred very curious men. I arranged for the San Francisco Gay and Lesbian Film Festival to host the premiere of the movie in the Castro theater: a grandiose art deco movie house that still has an organist rising out of the pit pounding the keys with, "San Francisco, Open your Golden Gates." You feel like putting on your opera gloves and raising a glass of champagne before you enter the theater.

Larry, Andy, their wives Thea and Alise, assistant Phil, the film's editor, and our illustrious extras arrived to the entrance in a white limousine. I was squeezing Larry's and Andy's palms so tight they're lucky to still be able to hold a pen. Everyone in the house had heard that I was the "sex consultant.” I think they imagined that meant I stood over Gina and Jennifer with a riding crop, snapping, "Deeper, harder, a little to the left!"

The festival director introduced our small mob onto the stage, and I put on my most radiant smile. Some idiot from the festival's sponsoring advertisers got up to the mike to plug why "Everyone should buy an Isuzu SUV". He was filled with all that new gay marketing rhetoric, and told the packed house with utter seriousness that the new Isuzu was the top choice among today's lesbian automobile shoppers.

I thought I was going to lose my mind with such tackiness before our beautiful film's debut. As soon as he walked off the stage, I grabbed the mike, and said, "I don't know about you, but most lesbians I know are still taking the bus."

The crowd went crazy— (was that our first standing ovation?)— and after that, every single moment was like a dream come true.

The movie looked like butter. The actors were on fire, the audience picked up every erotic cue and innuendo, and they screamed just like I had a year ago in my kitchen, turning the pages. When the end came, they exploded in a orgy of gratitude. I thought we were going be carried out on the crowd's shoulders.

Larry and Andy said they made up their minds to never watch the movie again after that Castro premiere, and they've stuck to their decision. They said it couldn't get any better, so let it be the finest and last memory of the audience who completely and utterly "got it."

I'm more of a glutton, I'm afraid. When the movie finally opened in my home town, I took nine different field trips with my friends. I watched it with my dad, I watched it with my daughter's first grade teacher and her husband. I watched it with my ex-girlfriends, who I must say provided as much of my consulting wisdom as anything else you could mention.

I'm so filled with femme-fucking-pride, I'm ready to burst. But here's the thing, see, I'm bisexual— and I think those romantic scenes in Hollywood boy-girl epic are awfully tired. They don't know what they're doing, and they think "HBO" is as hot as anything can get. Snore. Give me a call, boys. I know there 's a thousand directors with a healthy budget in Hollywood right now, ready to shoot their much-anticipated sex scene and dreading every moment of it. I 'll make you feel a whole lot better, Mr. Director. This will be the part of your movie that folks will talk about forever. You don't even have to give me a cameo. Just let me get my hands on the words.

That's Gary with Orson, then Gina and Jennifer in a promo still from Bound, and finally below, a polaroid of me on the set before my big cameo with my one-word line: "Hello." Didn't Marilyn start that way too?

September 11, 2006

Buck Angel and the 100% Man Clit

Cnhc_d1_038 My friend Steve is a Grand-Poobah at the gay fantasy/porn company Titan.  He called me up the other day to say he had something "extra special" for me. Then he couldn't stop laughing. An evil, seductive, mischief laugh.

In Bed with Susie Bright 261: Buck Angel

What was up his sleeve? I watch gay porn "professionally," to keep abreast of what's new, but it's not my passion. I love to meet women who get off on gay porn— I herald their liberation— but I'm not one of them. I want Heath Ledger all to myself.

But Steve is smart, and knows my number, so I accepted the DVD he handed me: Cirque Noir. 

It was packaged like an X-rated Cirque du Soleil, and my interest was piqued. I like anything perverse and Ringling-like. Paging Tyrone Power, Nightmare Alley!

The were three vignettes to the movie. The first was "Clown Sex," which I relished: an sadistik klown posse whose aesthetics will bring you to your Bozo-buggered knees.

The second section switched from the grotesque to the ethereal: a graceful figure suspended in air. It choked me up, to realize what the Summer Olympics could be like if someone gave a damn: Gymnastics, and trapeze art, in the nude. (Plus fucking too, of course).

The scene was like Greek frieze brought to life. How dare anyone put their clothes on for the pommel horse!

(I'd love to hear from any of you who've studied gymnastics and might watch this movie. Tell me what you think of these guys' performance! I'm just an idle viewer, but I thought they were incredible, especially when you throw in the fact that they are having sex at the same time. 10.0, with a perfect dismount!)

Still, with all this spectacle, I hadn't yet found the Explosive Easter Egg that Steve had hinted at.

The final segment was a Circus Strong Men Showdown, and it appeared to be the most predictable of the three rings.

A trio of hunky tattooed dudes in Folsum-Leather garb showed up and started getting sassy with each other. Muscle-bound roustabouts, all of them. They punched and jabbed and made rude innuendos.

Each hunk struck his mean bastard pose. One of the stars, Buck Angel, unzipped his jeans, and started plowing one of his comrades. The young man groaned and swore like he was breaking open. Buck pulled his thick cock back, as if he was going to pause one unbearable minute before nailing his lover into the ground. But then he took his dick off.

Buck's dick, you see, was plastic. And once it fell to the ground, we could see that Buck, underneath his massive chest and six-pack abs, had a perfectly-shaped vulva and bulging clit.

It's gorgeous, it's shocking, and if they ever shoot this movie again, I hope they will "Method" rehearse with the other actors a bit more, because they should have fainted dead away when Buck revealed his colors. I wanted them to be as surprised as I was!

Yes, Buck is a self-described "man with a pussy," an FTM porn star. My favorite part of the DVD was the special feature that interviewed Buck about how he sees what he's doing.

Here's an excerpt:

BA: I'm Buck Angel, the man with a cunt, the man with a pussy,  the man with a man-hole— whatever turns you on. I'm the only man like that, in the adult industry,working today.

In your view, what does it mean to be a man?

BA: Being a man is somebody who is very comfortable in their skin, and relating to other people.

I don't think it's so much gender, as it is  being a comfortable person. I don't think that the pussy makes me any less of a man. A lot of people think having a dick makes you a man, but as you can see I'm 100% man. Even with a pussy, I'm 100% man.

For some reason people are hung up about this cock thing. "