Susie Bright's Journal

Who Reads this Blog, and What Are They Up To?

60% of you are flossing regularly. I simply must step up.

75% of you wouldn't step foot in Walmart.

35% of you have seen a UFO.

And although most of you are  Athiest/Agnostic— wow, I have a smattering of all faiths. There's as many readers who are Eastern Orthodox as are driving Porsches.

And I wish I could meet you all! 

Yes, the results are in: LINK

About 600 people took my Blog Readership Survey over the course of ten days. That's about 2% of my readership, over that same period of time.

I compared myself to every statistic, naturally.

The way I am the most different from my readers, according to these questions? I use a Mac. (35% of respondents).

I drink more liquor, less beer, but I seem to be the norm on the wine tip! Next time, I'm going to insist on a chocolate martini question. And sex. I know my poly stats would have beat the pants off all the others.

Thanks so much for playing... I offered the survey to assist my advertising efforts, but now I see the far more interesting part is how it helps me visualize who I'm talking to.

We'll do it again next year, and in the meantime, I'll work on my flossing and paranormal sightings. "Bartender! Let's have two Screaming Orgasms— and make it snappy!"

Tell Me All About Yourself, Darling

Please take my Blog Reader Project survey.

It's not as scintillating as the Bathroom Sex q&a, but it will really help me convince publishers and advertisers that we have a groovy thing goin' on here.

Plus, it's a fun questionnaire; not your usual bore.

Photo: John Everett

 

Random Honest Porn Review Gets a Place at the Table

I've received so many new random honest porn reviews as a result of my subscription drive, that I've decided to give them their own new blog!

It's called Random Honest Porn Review.

It's bare bones. I decided to use the "food template" design from my blog server, because something about "sticking a fork in it" seemed appropriate. I published all the reviews we've received so far, with little pictures of each box cover next to the plate settings.

New reviews include: the unholy mess that Eddie Van Halen has created: "Sacred Sin," the lesbian-made "Crash Pad," (which sounds incredible)  a new perspective on "Bend Over Boyfriend," Chicago's own "Urban Friction," the classic that gets everyone's panties in a twist, "Anna Obsessed," and something called "Beautiful" which is apparently not.

Thank you to my new subscribers in Dallas and Southern Indiana for keepin' it real! I get the biggest kick out of your candor on this subject.

I looked up all the above movies to compare the official reviews that appeared about them. In the case of the big budget projects (big budget by porn standards, which Van Halen certainly qualified for) every voice was glowing. Porn reviews are the worst case of everyone telling the Emperor his new clothes look swell.

I remember when I first got hired by Forum— many years ago when they were still in business—  to write a monthly erotic film column. This was at the dawn of VHS! My first question to them the editor was, "And if it sucks, can I write about that?"

Now my comment makes me laugh, because he hired me when the porn still had a lot of traditional cinematic talent in it, particularly actors, DPs, and directors. They were shooting on 35mm and 16mm. In any case, he told me to "write whatever you want" —music to the nubile critic's ears.  That's what I'll whisper in your ear, too!

If you want to publish an honest review of a porn movie, on our new blog, subscribe to my journal, (all the details are here, if you want to ponder) and then send me your snail mail to I can send you a free movie from my attic. Watch closely, and email me your review after you've spell-checked your way to infamy!

Photo: The 500-Strong Orgy in Japan, which coincidentally holds the world's record naked peace signs flashed in one group.

Miller's Daughter Stuffs Porn in the Mail to You

When I started this blog in October of 2004, about eight people came to visit it. I wasn’t concerned— I had just come off a movie set about getting your sexual mojo back after incest, and I was inspired.

I didn’t want to wait one minute to see if the local paper would allow me to say my piece.

The faith to "blog on" was like having a beloved imaginary friend. I cottoned to this place too much to admit that it might not be real.

At this point, I can't imagine life as either a journalist or an author without blogging. For one, I'm writing the stories that used to be killed by advertisers at the magazines I freelanced for. That practice was lucrative, but crushing. Example: I was once paid a $3000 kill fee by a mag whose advertiser, "Hanes Panty Hose" objected to my use of the word "ejaculate.")

Now, I happily pound out all kinds of words about sex, culture, and politics that MSM editors used to turn down faster than you can spit, "You Can't Say That." (Molly Ivins would never get hired in a mainstream newspaper today, would she?)

I've been poring over the stats today. As of this morning, I’ve written 489 stories, relished your 5,987 comments, and apparently entertained 1,277,026 visitors. Holy Fat Vagina!

Do you know how much that pleases me? Very, very much. Plus, I really like your taste… Here are the top ten stories of the past month, in case you've missed one:

Too Busy: The Sexual Politics of the Presidential Crisis

Notes on Cunt

Rape Scenes

Revenge of the World Bank Secrataries

This Woman Has a Tattoo of Homer Simpson On Her Hoo-Hoo

The NSFW Bogeyman

Vargas in Drag

The Velvet Fist

Ted Haggard Betting Pool - Bet on Ted!

I Am Ms. Wet T-Shirt 2007— Already

I moved at a passionate snail's pace on this blog using my “free” time— I wrote it for almost two years before I thought of asking for subscribtions.

That was a great idea, and financially essential, but it's also been eyeopening for me to connect with my readers this way. The letters you’ve written me, when you’ve sent me your subs and donations, are as encouraging to me as the money itself. I have a real sense of who I'm speaking to here. And the friends and colleagues who've come to support me this way— it means more to me than I can say without a big hankie.

Speaking of money, I’ve bought all the tools to keep me going (stamps, printer ink, endless computer repairs) and proceeded with gusto, knowing you all had my back. So, THANK YOU.

How much more could I do with this blog with enough coming in to sustain the effort?

Number 1: I could respond quickly to events and give that patented "Susie Take on Things" right on the spot.

For example, a lot of you have been asking if I’m going to comment on the “D.C. Madam” anytime soon!  Of course I am—  it’s a big story. I want to bring something new to the dirty trick towel— that you won’t get in the Times. We all learned so much from Jeff Gannon, Mr. Aggressive Verbal Top.

When you buy a $5 @month subscription from me, you're giving me an incredible gift of research and writing time.

Your dollars— which I hope for you is like taking me on a coffee date once a month— is the reason I can give you the inside scoop on angry World Bank secretaries, warn you against super-tight twats, and keep funding my analysis of fundies.


So, okay, what’s my secret gambit this time?

As you may also know, some time back, I was cleaning out the attic and discovered a whole box of porno— stuffed with review copies of videocassettes and DVDs sent to me over the past couple decades.

Turns out, in a forgotten corner in my attic, I have found another giant box of abandoned porno. (Can you see what’s coming?)

Some of them are labeled, some aren’t, and they all deserve better homes! Most of them are VHS, with a sprinkling of DVDs.

I will offer one Priceless Anonymous Porn Classic as a gift to anyone who subscribes to my blog, for $5/month.

Subscribe now, and get your free X-Cassette: 

Last time we did this, every last drop of naughtiness was quickly shipped out! Will you end up with White Bun Busters, G-Spot Flooders, or Traci Lord’s swan song?

I have NO IDEA. I don't play favorites, I just reach into the box and start stuffing your envelope.

Maybe you will discover a long forgotten gem. A howler. Or maybe after seeing it, you will think, “Ah well, at least I helped Susie out.” It’s quality out-of-control! It’s a big box of porno! What better way to send off your old VCR than by plugging it with a juicy tape, one last time.

(If you're already a subscriber to my blog— and missed the first porno-give-away, please do email me, with the same address and subject line as I describe below, and I'd be happy to include you in the panda-porni-monium!)

One final thing— we could make this even more fun. After you subscribe and watch your movie, email me and send your review. I’ll post your critique right here, in our erotic-film corner; we’ll start "The Mystery 2000 Porno Theater Circle."

If you send me a review, keep it to about 500 words or less— some of you may only want to use five— and we'll all enjoy it!

Subscription How-To

When you click on my subscribe link, you will be taken to a Paypal site.

You will be asked if you want to pay $5 a month to Susie Bright's Journal. You can pay either by credit card (MC/Visa) or from your Paypal bank account, if you have one.

You press a couple buttons and voila, it's over! It doesn't take more than a couple minutes.

After you subscribe— this is important— you need to send me your snail mail address so I can send you your special gift!

Write to me, and in the subject line, write:  "Susie X Present". Then type like this:

Mr or Mrs Wonderful
123 Your Street
Town, ST Zip

I will cut that out and use it as your label, so please type your address just like that.

What if you change your mind about your subscription?
Cancel it. Paypal makes it easy, anytime you like. I tested it!

What if you live outside the U.S.? 
It's simple, there's no extra fees that rip either of us off.

Who's paying the freight and shipping costs?
I am. I'm the Chief Bottle Washer, too. I usually pick a day every two weeks to ship a whole bunch at once. I'll write you right away to let you know when it's in the mail!

But what if:

You want to send me a check... you want to send me more than I've asked for... you want to send me a year all at once... you hate Paypal... you can't do recurring payments... you don't use credit cards...  you want to send me cash, etc.?

GO HERE. There is still hope.

Looking forward to your porno critique!

P.S. What if I run out of blue movies? You know, that hasn't happened before when I offered a subscription premium. But I will update this post if it does! I always wish thousands of people would subscribe, but it's usually just A Few Fabulous Ones who step up to the plate! See you in the inner circle!

Miller's Daughter Says MOO

I'm over the moon about my MOO cards.

Have you seen these? I hate to call them "business cards," 'cause they're too cool for that. They are my exclusive, teeny-tiny, calling cards.

I've already made... three sets. I can't stop. They are creamy to the touch, just the right weight, the reproduction is incredible, and I want to eat them!

Anybody can make these cards, in minutes. You start by picking out any collection of your own photos (jpgs) that you like. In my case, I have a collection at my Flickr home.

You can pick one or a hundred different images to begin. Then you go to Moo, and tell them to upload those photos and turn them into little 2 3/4 x 1 1/8 cards. The size is like a fat stick of gum. You can crop each photo, or zoom in, anyway you like.

You may write up to six lines of text on the back, in different fonts and colors. I have my name and contact info, as well as the automatic link to the specific photo... but you could print anything. Or nothing. You can also add an icon there— mine is Lewis Carroll's famous portrait of young Alice.

Here's the insane part: it's $20 for 100 cards. They come in a groovy box; everything is recycled goods, from England, faster than I can get a letter to New York most of the time. How do they do it?

My excuse for making so many sets of photos is that I'm going to a trade show for women's sex shop owners next month, and it's de rigeur to hand out your card. But I have extras.... so do you want some?

If you subscribe to my blog— remember, it's my birthday this Sunday!— or make any sort of similar donation, I will send you:

• a handful of my foxiest MOO cards,
• a BAE 2007 ebook,
• and a free-month golden ticket for my In Bed podcast

Plus lots and lots of luv!

Subscribe, at $5 measly dollars a month: Link

Donate, one-time, anytime, anything, for those who live on the edge! : Link

Snail mail, for the old school supporters: Susie Bright, POB 8377, Santa Cruz, CA 95061

(I've tested all these methods myself. You can unsubscribe, get a refund, have a fit and change your mind— safely and easily. I hate transaction bullshit and wouldn't visit it on any of you!)

Whichever method you pick, send me an email, with your:

Name
Address
City ST Zip

—Just like that, so I can mail your gifts promptly!

If you're ALREADY a subscriber, I'm happy to "moo" you too; just send me your snail mail again, with a request for the cards, and I'll get them to you before Easter!

Here's some vital statistics: Approximately 3,000 people subscribe to this blog by email alert. Another 4000+ get my new posts by RSS. And another ~3,000 people arrive from who-knows-where every day. (I love Latvia!) Plus, there's several hundred other bloggers who subscribe to my blog feed, so my stories appear on their blog as new content.

Let's say, there's 7,000-10,000 people who read my writing every day, depending on the popularity of the post.

I would be thrilled if I could raise my regular subscribers to even one percent of my regular readers. That's my goal!

Do you wonder why your favorite regular bloggers stump for income? You can read the cold truth here, or you can consider the immortal line from Allan McConnell's book, Prisoner of X: 

When I was younger, you found your dad's Playboy; but at least your dad paid for that Playboy.

(That's Allan commenting on the financial stresses of free Internet content. MacDonell worked 20 years for Larry Flynt's Hustler empire, which is like the Exxon of the adult business... read it and weep, porn toilers and troublers!)

I appeal to those of you who have enjoyed this blog, who've read it more than thrice— who occasionally buy a magazine or book, go to the movies, or carry a bad burrito habit. Let me  be your next "carné asada con todo!"  I'd like a Moo card of that...

The Miller's Daughter Asks Nosy Questions

To All My Regular Readers, Sober Critics, and Tender Friends:

I've been thinking about you. After all, it's my birthday month. I've tried some new things on my blog since the new year started, and I need feedback!

(BTW, you can comment here anonymously, no problem. Just give yourself a nom de plume and a fake email address like anon@anonymous.com. Or, if you really can't bear to post here, email me!).

Here's some questions on my mind:

1. Do you like my podcast excerpts from my In Bed show? Would you like more, less, or is it just right?

2. Do you like hearing erotic stories every week from Best American Erotica?

3. Do you enjoy the videos I screen on the blog? They're usually sexy, funny, unusual, or all three. More or less in that area?

4. I love to write commentary on current events, news, media. My timing isn't as johnny-on-the-spot as a full-time news blog. Is that a problem? Do you like the sexual politics? Do you wish I would do more, less, or keep it at the same level?

5. Sex advice... That's a hard one. I've written so much "Susie Sexpert" stuff, in hundreds of books and magazines over the years. I always think, "this isn't new." What do you think? Do you want more "advice," and if so, what kind?

6. Movie reviews. Book reviews. Porn reviews, Music. Toys. Cooking. Sewing. I've done them all here. Is there one of more of those topics you'd like to hear more about from me?

7. I've been running regular interviews with writers, mostly from Best American Erotica, although they are quite a diverse group of journalists, novelists, and muckrackers. Do you like those? More, Less, etc?

8. Do you want to hear more about the craft and process of erotic writing itself? Or publishing?

9. Do you like that my blog is a mixed bag, or do you get cranky that it's not about one thing all the time?

10. Many of you send me GREAT leads, URL's, and tips. Should I post them all, in an Open Thread grab bag, once a week? Or should I use Open Threads in a different way? I want to bring your excellent ideas MORE into this forum, but I just run out of time!

11. About commenting.. how do you like it? Do you feel welcome in our conversations here? What would make it more inviting for you?

12. What do you like to check out on my sidebars? I have widgets , Library Thing peeks into my library, reviews, search engines, comment clouds, blah-blah-blah. But what actually attracts you on the sidelines, if anything?

13. I'd like to know, if you get my blog posts through a RSS feed, or through one of my email alerts, or do you just bookmark me on your browser and check me out every once in a while?  Should I post more than once a day, or are single daily postings ideal?

14. Do you subscribe to my blog, for $5/month? Do you feel like contributing to the blog's support? What would work for you, if you think it's a decent deal? I have one-time donation buttons, subscribe buttons, and some people even send me a check in the mail.

Wanna know what I really, really, want for my birthday? Your subscription!

15. What haven't I asked you, that I ought to be asking? I want to nurture this baby. I can move really quickly on things that inspire me, so go ahead and be bossy!

It's Not Just You— It Really Is The Worst Day of the Year

According to the latest and brightest mathematical formulas, today sucks.

Yes, today is very likely the date that Dorothy Parker wrote:

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

According to the Late January Biochemists, today's formula for perfect misery is: 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA.

Works like a charm, doesn't it?

W is the foul weather. D is your insane amount of debt. T is the time passed since your meltdown at Christmas. I'm not sure— because confidence isn't my strong suit this month— but I believe the M is for the New Year's resolution motivations you've given up on.

Studies show that if you were a butterball chain-smoking dope fiend on the first of the month, you really haven't budged an inch.

There's a remedial web site to advise you on how to beat these Late-Juno Blues, but I'm not going to link it here. It's too depressing.

"Run a mile," it says. "Write a list of everything you should be grateful for." "Curl up and watch The Sound of Music."

How 'bout if I ring up whoever compiled this list and tell them to FUCK OFF?  I'm smiling already.

I have my own suggestions. Lay down the noose, darling, and try this out:

1. Subscribe to my blog.

2. In return, I'll send you a free copy of Best American Erotica 2007, lovingly autographed.

3. Plus, I'll send you a Clits Up! button because I Wuv You.

Come one, come all— how can you pass up an autographed copy of the brand-spanking-new Best American Erotica 2007, where you can read about "The Lolita Backlash" and lose yourself in mindblowing short stories by authors like Octavia Butler, Dennis Cooper, Jessica Cutler, and Kathryn Harrison. If Dorothy Parker was alive, she'd eat this up! Get on it before next week, cause I might run out.

Why will this gimmick relieve your depression?

Giving to others always lifts your spirits. Secondly, when you receive a gift in return for your selfless generosity, your ego starts to swell. Finally, when that gift is something that no one else has yet because it's in advance of the official launch date, you get to be a smug member of a very exclusive club. BAE doesn't drop into stores until silly little February.

All of a sudden, late January is looking very sweet.

Here's the rules: (following odd little rules is also a helpful distraction from depression)

Subscribe to my blog for $5/month using Paypal: Link

You can "subscribe" as many times as you want.

Or, you can make a one-time donation (at least $7) using Amazon: Link.

Or, you can snail-mail me a donation check, for at least $7, to Susie Bright, Depression Special, P.O. Box 8377, Santa Cruz, CA 95061.

Whatever your method, follow up with an email to me, (Subject line: Depression Special), and give me your address like this:

Name
Address
City, ST ZIP

I will assemble the brown paper packages tied up with string and you'll be on your manic upswing in no time!

(If you're outside the US, send me your email, and I'll send you an ebook instead. I'm sorry, but the shipping costs and nosy prude customs officers ruin my earnest attempts to spoil you by snail mail).

WHY?— you ask, do I need subscriptions for this blog?  The rather convincing reasons are here: Link.

Now, everybody! Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

Photo by the increasingly upbeat Nichole M. Song by the incandescent John Coltrane.

Susie Swamps Salvation Army Fund Drive

Okay, not quite! But my little fund appeal did have its own excitement and drama; enough that I thought I'd share the more curious details with you.

First of all, don't panic— I still have more Clits Up! buttons and erotica to give away,* and more books to share with you as my thanks for your subscription.

If you'd like to subscribe to this blog and be part of the Inner Pink Circle, click here, and I'll send you your jewelry and autographed bible on the double.

Those of you who are waiting by the mailbox, panting— your prize is almost there. I made one big shipment last Wednesday, and another one today.

About eighty people contributed to my subscription drive, anywhere from $5 to $100. About 10,000 people saw my appeal. That's a pitiful "return rate," if I compared it to, say, a standard response to a Victoria's Secret catalog.

But I was exuberant! I think it was a great start. A lot has changed in readers' perceptions of blog journalism since I started my journal in 2004. I think I need to be a little less shy about inviting donations/subscriptions. I'm always worried about being "crass," but there must  be a reasonable zone between "once a year" and blaring at people all day. I have to keep reminding myself, "I LIKE to support my favorite writers and artists directly... so I can't be the only one."

For those of you who missed it, here's your special guilt trip of the day: If you thought everyone ELSE was going to make a couple bucks donation, so you wouldn't be missed, think again! The Inner Pink Circle is crying because you're not here yet. If you can't remember why I'm raising funds, read The Facts of BlogLife. I wish I could laugh and say it was for shoes and buttplugs, but it's far more serious.

Now back to my report:

The average donation I received was $15. I had suggested $5, so that blew me away. In total, I made about $1500, which after two years of blogging was quite bracing.

My favorite part was discovering where you all live! I got far more donations from small towns, suburbs— and even islands— than I did from big cities.

I was excited about the three people from Oklahoma... do they know each other? There was another cluster in North Carolina, the Florida Keys, and a strong Canadian showing. Texas was not only generous, but also wrote the funniest letters. The Northern California Bay Area provided the most contributions— eleven— but only one of them was from San Francisco, and NONE from Berkeley... what's the world coming to?

Only two people from New York City made an appearance. The Northwest was well-represented. Madison, Wisconsin weighed in significantly— really, just about one person from every Midwestern state. A single loner from Maine dropped in, but otherwise I was ignored by the woods north of Boston.

I don't know what to make of all this, and I'd love to hear your theories. Fifty-three women sent money, versus twenty-seven men. That's an interesting reversal from the comments here, where men are in the majority of blabbers.

I don't know the age of my subscribers— that would be another interesting question. Feel free to offer it up!  In public appearances, I see a wide range, but you could make a generalization that it's largely women younger than me, and men older than me.

While I was processing the various payments from Amazon, Paypal, and Typepad, I made another discovery, which is that Paypal allowed me to set up a "subscription" option, which you can click and sign up to send $5 a month for a year, just like it was Ladies Home Journal... I love this!

I think $5 per month sounds about right... it's like taking me out for a drink, or what you'd spend at the supermarket for a couple magazines which you only read for one article: like which underwear Britney's going to wear for her divorce hearing.

Actually, *I* should write that story. I was always intrigued by Spears' penchant for communicating her feelings with simple words on her t-shirts and the butt of her sweatpants. I just know she's the kind of girl who likes "day of the week" underwear— and so do I, even though I always wanted some bitchier alternatives. 

I don't think our little divorceé is quite ready for the "Worn Out Slut" thong set— her work is not done! But the Big Girl Panties are waiting for Britney to strap on— not a moment too soon.

So, what have I done with all my cash? I went to the post office and bought a drawer full of postage! That ought to last a few months. I bought toner cartridges for my perfect, economical laser printer. (There has been so much criticism of this thing that it doesn't print color well, but I am delighted by it in every way. No more inkjet bullshit!). My big excitement purchase was a Wacom tablet, to relieve some of the stress on my RSI. I suppose every prolific blogger's financial goal is to have weekly visits to a physical therapist.

In the future, what I will do with subscription funds? It's like running a small magazine.  I want to make a daily, (and even twice-daily), well-designed and secure web journal that does its work consistently— with the kind of stories that make you feel like writing "yippie-skippee" on your shorts.

The last thing to say is THANK YOU, so much. The notes that all you sent with your address meant just as much to me as the funds. I love hearing what you like about this blog, or what you want, or that you are lurker— all confessions welcome. Tell me your birthdate next time,  and we'll do a astrological survey!

* This blog needs your donation to keep cooking. If you buy a $5 subscription — think of it as one coffee or martini per month!—  I'll send you an unforgettable Clits Up! button and a copy of one of my erotic books, autographed with a most grateful hand.

Photo by Nicole Musser.

Clits Up Buttons Here!

Those Salvation Army bells are at it again. I know I shouldn't take it out on the deranged soul who's flogging their little red bucket, but I contemplate handing them a card that says:

"I'm not giving one scarlet penny to an evangelical Christian monolith whose last great media splash was rescinding benefits to their gay employees."

I should be out there at the post office myself, right next to them, with my purple bucket and pink fright wig, asking for donations to my blog. I serve good soup and expert sexual opinion to all! 

This Xmas, I, too, would like to prey upon your good will and generosity. Or, I'll appeal to your vanity and lust— you pick. Whatever you choose, I need your donations to publish this blog.

I also happen to have some extra, final copies of the best short stories and erotica you'll find this year: Best American Erotica 2006.

Let's put these two things together!

You send a $5 (or more) donation to my blog, and I'll send you a copy of the erotica, and, a Clits Up! button that will drive your friends and family MAD with envy.

Just want the button? Fine, send that $5-plus my way, and it shall be yours.

Here's how you part with your hard-earned cash:

If you want to use a credit card, donate HERE. Send me a separate email, to susie at susie bright dot com, with your mailing address for your gift.

If you'd like to subscribe to my blog for one year, for $5 a month, click HERE. Then send me your address to mail your book and button! Monthly subscribers will get regular treats, undying gratitude, and foxy karma.

If you want to send me an old-fashioned check, mail it to: Susie Bright-Xmas, P.O. Box 8377, Santa Cruz, CA 95061 with your instructions.

Please give as much as you can. $5.00 is my modest minimum. It costs me about $2 to send the book and button out. Think about the coffees, movies, books, sex toys, and chocolate you've enjoyed over the past year, and compare it to whatever thrills or insights you've gained from reading this blog. Staggering, eh?

Why do I even ask for donations? You can read all the reasons. And what about my advertising? It's critical too. It's also cheap. If you'd rather advertise than donate, I'd be curious to see what you're selling, and we'll both make income.

But who cares about all that when you could get a riveting book— (Coyote's Erotic Email. Stalin's Mustache in the sack! Insatiable blond piano teachers! Tom Perrotta, John Updike, and Fifteen Minutes in a Groupie Band Shag!)— plus you'll be wearing the button that everyone wants to be seen in this winter.

Thank you, and big mistletoe hickeys,

Susie

Thanks to Cory for the photo that says it all!

UPDATE: Typepad's Tip Jar link, which I originally used for my "pledge drive," isn't processing the transactions. I've turned it off now, but what a mess. If you sent me a donation on 11/26-11/28 thru their Six Apart link, please let me know what name you made your donation under, and how much it was for. They have no idea, thats for sure.

For People Who Love This Blog and Are Just a Little Bit Different

Do you want to subscribe or donate to my blog, but need something off-the-beaten-path?

Let me describe the other alternatives:

• You want to subscribe to my blog with a personal check—

That's great, I love getting your mail!

My address is:

Susie Bright Journal
POB 8377
Santa Cruz, CA 95061

Any U.S. bank-account holder can send me a check or money order.

Please include your snail mail and email address when you write me, so I can send you a thank-you present, and email you if there's any questions.

My subscriptions are $5 a month, $60 a year, or $30 for six months.

I'm sorry I can't accept checks, or money or postal orders from outside the US. The transaction fees are prohibitive.

• You want to subscribe to my blog one time a year, with one annual bill—

Fine with me! It's $60 per annum.  Click here:

• You live in some wonderful place outside the U.S. and hope that I can ship swag to you—

International shipping costs and predatory customs agents have ruined attempts I've made to ship my swag out of the country. I am SO SORRY.

What I can do, is send your thank-you gift to any friend of yours in the U.S. who will hold it, or transport it, for you.

When I offer an e-book gift to my subscribers, I'm happy to send you the digital file! That always works. I have so many supporters from around the world, I want to include you anytime I can.

One last thing: Never send me a check or money order from overseas. The U.S. Banks charge such a high fee to deposit it, they end up taking nearly all your money. Paypal works great, however, for international subscribers—  no unsightly bank charges.

• You hate Paypal and need a subscription alternative—

If you live in the US, you can send me a check. See the top!

You can send me a donation at Amazon with a credit card: LINK

You can give Paypal a second chance, like I did. It's been a "whole new world" the past couple years.

• You want to send me more support than a monthly $5 subscription—

Thank you so much! You can make a donation anytime to my Amazon Donation Account here: LINK.

• You prefer not to use credit cards—

if you're a member of Paypal, you can use their easy service to subscribe to my blog monthly, and they will send funds direct from your bank account.

Or, you can send me a check... see my details on top!

• You prefer not to use direct withdrawls from your banking account—

You can use a major credit card on Paypal to subscribe monthly, without submitting any account info.

Or, you can send me an old-fashioned check, details on top.

• You want to send cash or postage stamps for your subscription—

Well, go right ahead!

Send me your email and snail mail in your envelope, so I can acknowledge your letter and let you know it made it to my mailbox.

If you don't hear from me within three weeks, I would say it's been swiped/lost. I 've not had any problems with this method, but very few people have tried it! Your risk, but much appreciated.

Thank you for supporting this blog, and being part of our community, any way you choose. I love to see you here!

Clits up,

Susie