The Orgasmatron 3000 washing machine gets your laundry clean AND your rocks off... a MUST HAVE.
Best DIY site ever... Or pure poppycock? It's the homemade answer to Swedish Erotica: Make-It-Yourself Sex Toys. (I found the female toys pretty ludicrous, but would any of the homemade boy toys work? I await your response).
And if you try to order a pair of "Forget-Me-Not" panties with the built-in GPS tracking system to monitor your girlfriend's every move, you are in for a knicky surprise...
Sudsy thanks to Mike Brown, Dan Von Behren, Jim Monahan, and C.S. Lewiston for the tips.