If you type "Cleveland"
in the Googlism search box, you get: "Cleveland is where no dragon
would be." Also: "Cleveland is my bitch." I am a former resident of
the Burning River City, so that's why I indulge in these perverse
searches.
This week on my In Bed podcast, #213, I take a look at the bizarre new peep-show laws in Cleveland, Ohio, which could give the city fathers more than they bargained for! Thank you so much to my Buckeye fans who sent me all the details. The nugget is that they are demanding that "adult" stores install cameras in all the sex booths, which then must broadcast to all the other customers in the rest of the store. This is supposed to be a deterrent. I know many people who would consider this an incentive.
Audible is about to start a program where they put Susie Selects labels on audiobooks and periodicals that I think are worth a listen. I am being a huge fussbudget about this— I am only going to fix my little clit stamp on things I think are great.
For example, the absolute filthiest— and also the funniest— thing on the entire Audible site is Margaret Cho's monologue, "Drunk With Power." I fell OFF my bed, howling.
The most unusual show I found on Audible was a British panel of smartypants who debate whether "Monogamy is Bad for the Soul." I will never credit the English for leading the way to sexual liberation, but they sure know how to talk about it with great wit and curiousity.
I'm saving the best part of my show for last. Remember a couple weeks ago, that lady named Charynanne who wrote to me about how she and her husband play strip poker with their friends every weekend? She was frustrated because she wanted to seduce them, but it never went beyond cards. Well, I gave her my best advice, (seduction, not poker) and a WEEK later, she wrote me again, with the most outrageous story of her success!
I'm afraid it doesn't have anything to do with me, unless writing a letter to In Bed is the equivalent of a fuzzy rabbit's foot. All the same, Charynanne's description of what happened is just a delight.
