Susie Bright's Journal

The Fat Vagina Monologues

I read a midwife's blog the other day, about a topic you don't hear much about: How being obese changes a woman's vagina, her sexual response— and her pap smear exam! In Bed with Susie Bright 291: The Fat Vagina Monologues The "navel-gazing midwife," as she calls herself, speaks both... Read more →

Swiss Cheese Freeway Melts (Again)

Well, our freeway collapsed again. "What freeway?" you ask. "You mean the one the collapsed in the 1989 earthquake?" Yes, it's the same MacArthur Maze, the complex of freeways where Berkeley, Oakland, San Francisco, and all the traffic from the East and South Bay area come to a head. ~300,000... Read more →

Eat Me Now Ask Me How

I've rarely felt so aroused and hungry at the same time. You can see all the positions of yumminess at a site created by ardent, philosphical, drug-geek hedonists. What lovely people. However, they give no clue who the artist is. Apparently, you can buy the eight-bar set at a snooty... Read more →

Bike Ride to Hell

A recent and brilliant Op-Ed in the L.A. Times by Linda Williamson gets my head spinning about the new absurdities of child-predator panics. Yes, students are now being banned from riding their bicycles to school, to protect them from marauding bands of molestors. Fat chance! In Bed with Susie Bright... Read more →

Crisis at the Blog Factory! Light a Match!

My apologies for my quietude here: I'm madly editing the next volume of Best American Erotica 2008 for the finish line, and I need a clone to keep things cooking on the blog-stove! I turn the BAE manuscript over to my publishers in April, even though it comes out next... Read more →