Twitter Unleashes My Essentials

I just started a Twitter account. Why? I don't know. Liz told me about it.

I could answer their perennial question, "What are you doing?" with something memorable this morning:

follow susiebright at http://twitter.com

I like the art of the shortest short story. Is Twitter the ultimate Hemingway legacy? "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

I also love these classics:

Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood

Juicy offer. Must decline. Still paralysed.
- Richard Ford

Dad called: DNA back: he isn't.
- Helen Fielding

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
- Frank Miller

I am still way too chatty, but I shall work on cutting myself to the core. After I finish mopping up.