Strangely, I am not a Pott-head. But many of my family and friends are— and I'm traveling with them to a midnight bookstore party, tonight, to revel in the new book's release.
Whatever The Deathly Hallows has to offer, they can't possibly compete with the X-rated Potter Parody recorded by CassetteBoy, which I offer for your listening pleasure:
Now that you're in the mood, check out this fascinating story about Jim Dale, the man who really does all the voices for the Potter books.
Apparently his grandchildren attacked him bodily, and twisted his arms, to try to get him to spill the surprise ending; but he wouldn't crack.
Photo: Daniel Radcliffe in Equus