I've just created a new blog-toy I'm eager to take out for a spin.
It's a little form that makes it easy for you to submit your very own discerning porno review to our very own Cinderella project, the Random Honest Porn Review blog.
Now, you too, can write a brilliant X-blistered critique in a couple minutes, and I can load it almost as fast!
What is RHPR? It's apparently the only place on earth where people don't lie.
Speaking of memorable films— although not X-rated— I went to see the neo-Western, 3:10 To Yuma last night and it is FANTASTIC.
Elmore Leonard wrote this short story in the '50s when he was an unknown, grinding out Western pulps. It was made into a movie with Glenn Ford & Van Heflin in 1957. Even then, you can see the master storyteller at work.
Ten minutes into the new movie, I spilled a scalding large coffee all over myself, from tits to knees, and screamed in agony at an inappropriate moment. I STILL didn't leave the theater because I was so enthralled.
Russell Crowe and "fuck-me-now" Christian Bale are the leads, Peter Fonda steals every scene, and Ben Foster is the most deliciously psycho-queer sadist cowboy you have ever seen in your brokeback life. Yee-ha!
