Yawn... Gay Refuglican love-triangle double-murder-suicide with the hasbeen gay porn star in the Senator's office... but someone's gotta keep up with Adam and Steve and the Rent Boy, right?
Everyone's so touchy these days: Schoolgirl Guilty of Testicle Attack— "He pronounced her name May-gan, instead of Mee-gan, prompting Conroy to get upset."
Vibrator Threat to Cypriot Security: It's not just "unexplained calf pain" anymore.
A periodic table for the New World Order: The A-Z Guide to Political Interference in Science.
Photo: Nixon plays a classical piano piece of his own composition on a 1961 Jack Paar show, who quipped that it was "set to concerto form with 15 Democratic violinists."
