This is it, ladies and gentlemen.
John McCain says he's suspending his campaign— and canceling the debate!— so he can get in his little clown car and go save the economy.
Barney Frank: "It's the longest Hail Mary pass in the history of either football or Marys."
Or as we say in porn: "You have to hold your own legs, honey."
McCracked even canceled Letterman, who is presently sticking a fork in his caboose and twisting it. Watch below!
I am rolling in the pews right now.
P.S.If Treasury Secretary Paulson doesn't personally bail out me and my entire family by Friday, I will destroy American capitalism as we know it.
