On my Audible show this week, I came to the remarkable conclusion that I do not want to work my "lesbian thigh magic" on Sarah Palin anymore.
It is not because of something despicable she's done— her behavior has been appalling all along— it's simply that my PERVERSE physical attraction to her has disappeared.
I have a bet going I'm not the only one whose hard-on has faded!
Listen to my reasons:
Susie on Sarah's Sex Appeal
Here's the rest of the show if you want to hear it all: Link
Also, on my show today, my list of the sexiest movies Hollywood ever made.. not the pablum, but the real thing!
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