Sing to me, baby, and I'll do anything!
Today's contest is: musical.
What's your favorite love song? If I fall in love with yours, I'll send you an autographed, personally-kissed set of my Dare Cards.
CALL my private voice mail and SING a few bars of your favorite love song... or the whole thing if you like!
Feel free to include a dedication if you're in the mood. I'm sure your sweethearts will appreciate it.
My number is: 831 480 5110
Or, you can email me a MP3 file, if you find that easier: [email protected] is my address.
After I get your call, I will post your song on my blog! Yes, yes, yes. We'll all get to hear.
I don't care if you're a shower singer, an opera star— or as flat as Taylor Swift!— I am only interested in your sincerity and nerve.
Don't be shy... I sing in the shower and the car all the time, so I promise to post one too.
(The cool thing about my voice mail system,is that I can save a MP3 file of everyone's call, so you will be immortalized).
Don't forget to leave me your name, too, so I can contact you if you win.
My voicemail will privately note your phone number, so you don't need to repeat that on the line unless you want the whole world to know! All I need is your name, real or pseudonymous. Okay, Beyoncé?
You have until tomorrow, noon, to call and start singing!
Remember, everyone who plays my contest, even if they don't win— even if your singing makes babies cry!— will get a Chronicle Books discount coupon for a sizzling good deal on my little box of erotic dares.
