Are you ready to "seize power" in your Christine O'Donnell Halloween Costume this year? Let the games begin!
Update: We Have a Winner!
Our dear reader, Kay, has shown expertly, with her Before & After photos, how witches walk among us, turning into Tea Party candidates in the blink of a newt's eye! Our Peaked Hat is off to you, Miss Kay, and your devilish prizes are on the way!
After the wild success of our Sarah Palin costume contest, it's only fair to give sassy brunettes another chance at the golden ring!
—Send me your photo of yourself in Witchy-Christie drag, by Oct 31st.
Include any caption, credit, or election promises you'd like to feature.
MAIL to: [email protected], with Witch-Christie in the Subject Line.
Every little demon who enters will get a token of my affection, and a photo in this blog.
The GRAND PRIZE winner (chosen by my Team of Vatican Tea Specialists) will receive:
Two free Audible.com audiobooks, a deck of my Dare Cards, and a sick excerpt from my upcoming memoir— something involving a quick descent to hell and damnation, you can be sure.
Are you eager to get going, but don't know where to start? Here's some inspiration:
1. Start with the black flat wig, or laquer your hair down with shoe polish:
2. Pearls are a Must:
3. Low-Cut, Yet Career-Minded LBT:
4. Tea-Party Boots To Stomp on Lamestream Media:
5. Masturbation Eliminator:
—And for your Family and Entourage:
Bozo Dad "Impersonator":
Meatball Hare Krishna "DropOut":
Here's the video you want to commit to memory:
What have you got to lose? Dark Shadows and Good Times Await!
Remember, October 31st is the dropdead date. And if you need anything to inspire your most evil parody, there's always this.
Photo Credit: The little bit of screen shot black magic was created by Driftglass last night after I called upon him in the middle of the night and begged him to make my spell come true. Please blow up and disseminate everywhere.
