A: If you’ve got the feeling that most adult features have the comedic flair of a third-rate knock-knock joke, unfortunately you’re right. I can count on one hand the times I’ve laughed out loud at a porn film- when it was intended to be funny. Here’s a list of all five.
I don’t know if the scene with the Cream of Wheat Man is subtle, but I can’t pass that brand of cereal in the market now without howling. A spooky, hot, suspenseful satire. (Caballero, VMC)
When Madam Suck says, “Position Number Six!” You get into Position Number 6 right quick.
Sharon Mitchell, David Christopher, Ron Jeremy, and Mr. "John Leslie" Sunglasses give the most imaginative performances of their careers. Surreal and mischievous. (VCA Pictures)
Perhaps the only sophisticated comedy ever made in porn history. Witty, engaging story, dialogue that clicks –you’ll be more frustrated than ever after you’ve seen this movie because there aren’t any more like it. (VCA Pictures)
Well, I may not have laughed out loud at this one, but I did smile several times. It’s based on spoofing the Meese Commission, and one of the member’s wives who becomes possessed by a dead porn star. Deep Throat II gets plenty of chances to make fun of politicians and religious crusaders. (Arrow Distributors, not available by mail order)
Q. How can decent, wholesome people enjoy watching X-rated movies which have no integrity, acting ability or love between the characters? Please let me know.
– Stacey Y. Jamaica Plains, MA
A. Because inside every decent wholesome person is a precious amount of sexual desire. Lust has its own integrity, and the way you can prove this to yourself is to just look at what happens when you get turned on – the body doesn’t lie.
Naturally, I would rather watch erotic movies that have good actors: I would be overwhelmed if it were apparent that the actors were truly in love. But my clit, and yours too, will rise to the occasion when stimulated by images that simply match our sexual needs. And if that means getting aroused purely by bodies that sweat and writhe like they mean it, well, that’s about as decent an erotic justification as you’ll find.
Read all of "The X-Rated Advisor" in Susie Bright's Erotic Screen, Volume 1
A: If you’ve got the feeling that most adult features have the comedic flair of a third-rate knock-knock joke, unfortunately you’re right. I can count on one hand the times I’ve laughed out loud at a porn film- when it was intended to be funny. Here’s a list of all five.
I don’t know if the scene with the Cream of Wheat Man is subtle, but I can’t pass that brand of cereal in the market now without howling. A spooky, hot, suspenseful satire. (Caballero, VMC)
When Madam Suck says, “Position Number Six!” You get into Position Number 6 right quick.
Sharon Mitchell, David Christopher, Ron Jeremy, and Mr. "John Leslie" Sunglasses give the most imaginative performances of their careers. Surreal and mischievous. (VCA Pictures)
Perhaps the only sophisticated comedy ever made in porn history. Witty, engaging story, dialogue that clicks –you’ll be more frustrated than ever after you’ve seen this movie because there aren’t any more like it. (VCA Pictures)
Well, I may not have laughed out loud at this one, but I did smile several times. It’s based on spoofing the Meese Commission, and one of the member’s wives who becomes possessed by a dead porn star. Deep Throat II gets plenty of chances to make fun of politicians and religious crusaders. (Arrow Distributors, not available by mail order)
Q. How can decent, wholesome people enjoy watching X-rated movies which have no integrity, acting ability or love between the characters? Please let me know.
– Stacey Y. Jamaica Plains, MA
A. Because inside every decent wholesome person is a precious amount of sexual desire. Lust has its own integrity, and the way you can prove this to yourself is to just look at what happens when you get turned on – the body doesn’t lie.
Naturally, I would rather watch erotic movies that have good actors: I would be overwhelmed if it were apparent that the actors were truly in love. But my clit, and yours too, will rise to the occasion when stimulated by images that simply match our sexual needs. And if that means getting aroused purely by bodies that sweat and writhe like they mean it, well, that’s about as decent an erotic justification as you’ll find.
Read all of "The X-Rated Advisor" in Susie Bright's Erotic Screen, Volume 1
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