As you know, I just published a new book, my first book with my 21-year-old daughter Aretha.
It's a laugh-out-loud, scream-in-the-middle, fairly-mindblowing story about our time together as a mother-daughter team of sex-advice columnists.
It's also the first sex-talk book ever written for young adults and parents that isn't about pregnancy and disease control. Which is kind of amazing.
But you don't have to be so serious. Our fans tell us that it's great to read over the breakfast table OUT LOUD and watch your beloved's milk blow out of their nose.
So, here's what we need to do now:
Build a Tiny Critical Mass.
We need to get at least a couple dozen people (shockingly, this means you!) to buy the book for $8.99 and write a brief customer review on the main sales page... its Amazon page, to be exact.
When a small group of people buy and review a book these days, the ripple is enormous. It's as spectacular as rabbit breeding. But it has to start somewhere!
Buy the book right now. It's $8.99.
It's short... you can read lickety-split, or skip around to your favorite parts.
Write a quick customer review in the next 5 days. Don't overthink it!-- just blurt it out.
Send me a link or a note telling me your review is up.
I'll put your name in a hat, with the other beloved reviewers. On May 28, we're pulling one name out of the hat. You could win: an iron chastity belt. —Or a Magic Wand. Your choice!
I have 20,000 "friends" on Facebook and Twitter— but as everyone knows, real friends and colleagues know when it's time to take action. It's Saturday, let's do it.
I love supporting authors and artists I admire— it's such a little thing to do on my end, and it makes such a huge difference.
Thank you for supporting our book, supporting sex-positive education, and having a nice feeling about life. I CAN'T WAIT to hear what you think of our stories!
Love,
Mommy
Photo: One of my favorite book covers, "No Excuses," about race car driver Sheila Van Damme. She and her motto are my inspiration!