I Don’t Care About Your Band: What I Learned From Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I’ve Dated, by Julie Klausner
Fun writing! This is a good novel to take to bed and not get up 'til you turn the last page.
Poor Julie dated too many jerks in sensitive sheep's clothing— but my god, they provided her a wealth of material: the long-distance internet crushes, the BF fixated on a threesome, and Colin, the vegan, who only liked the taste of his own semen.
This book is pure porn for people who delight in dating disaster stories (who, me?).
I'm not surprised to learn that I Don't Care About Your Band has been optioned by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's production company for HBO with Lizzie Caplan slated to star.
Narrated with absolute aplomb by author Julie Klausner!
-Aretha Bright